Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you know how many, uh, "the world is ending" meetings

What are you talking about?

[breathing heavily] Sometimes in life things are, you know,

[Calder] Let's all calm down.

♪ Territories pay fines ♪

- [people cheering] - I forgot the name. Thank you.

It's gonna be called A Brush With The Devil, and it's, uh...

And now they're actually firing scientists like me

Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying.

or A-I-L-F, which means "astronomer I'd like to fuck."

about that singer Riley Bina and DJ Chello breaking up.

Joe Biden and the Democrats

♪ All long day ♪

Don't listen to that dumbfuck.

for an emergency message from the president of the United States.

Hey, guys, we gotta keep walking, all right?

that object is gonna hit the Pacific Ocean

[uplifting electronic music playing]

We have a problem with our Supreme Court nominee. Five minutes. Thank you.

And God and I thank you.

And, uh, was this professor the one who first made the observations?

Guess what happened?

I understand the wealth that they can extract from this comet,

[music continues playing]

Look at the arc on that thing. God, it's amazing.

Well, we don't give a shit either.

No, Please, Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something.

your dad and I are for the UBI the AI will provide

Well, assholes will always be assholes.

Well, every time I try to ask you about your life,

...everything I could, they won't listen.

Can I get a photo of you for my portfolio?

Okay, um... [clears throat]

Of course you've got a ship.

Sometimes, it can even feel like too much.

♪ When's that Rapture? ♪

You should come hang. If you're not a fucking pussy.

[music playing on speaker]

[sniffs]...there most certainly is a comet.

♪ Or just deserve? ♪

I'd just like to say

Oh, I'm not wearing that.

Oh! I get it. It's okay.

- [crickets chirping] - [clock ticking]

[Adul] I've spoken to Dr. Oglethorpe in DC and he confirmed it and all the math.

- Fingerling potatoes? - Yeah.

[Kate] It will never work.

And the early word is it's already a classic, Brie.

- If you'd just take a look at this study. - Oh, thanks.

♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

I'm good, but thank you for the offer. You, uh... You have fun with Jason.

Nope. It's turning around.

is because you're trying to mine the comet for rare minerals?

...as a sinner I come to You for Your grace and guidance...

I finally got my uh, my star wars picture framed with Hayden Christensen

♪ Happy birthday, dear Patty... ♪

Or... we can fuck...

[Jason] Yep, okay. Let's go.

[Mindy] Is there any customary seating for...

I mean, this is next-generation cutting-edge technology.

Hey, peeps, uh, it's not looking like it's gonna happen tonight,

that we estimate came from the, uh...

Think I got all day?

[man] The best news we've heard in a long time.

♪ We really fucked it up Fucked it up this time ♪

[Brie] I'm so sorry.

She's coming back.

[chuckles] Alien invasion, population growth, hole in the ozone...

[Erin] The trick is to not take it personal...

She's coming right back.

BEADs have approached optimal escape velocity

[upbeat tense music playing]

- [Calder] Is this it? - Yeah. This is it.

are just gonna become relics of the past

- Right. - ...that you wrote a book

Fucking love Taxi Driver and Psycho

so we can make sure that these sad feelings never ever ever return.

You are just so lucky that Peter adores you.

We must act now.

Yeah, but we'll take care of you down the road, Jocelyn.

Oh, can we just skip past this part, please?

and Lisa Inez from Princeton on their team.

If BASH's stock is any indicator,

♪ Territories pay fines ♪

It was a comet.

has completely lost their fucking mind!

[Mindy] I'm sorry. Isn't he the mercenary gentleman

[Mindy] What's happening?

Of course they didn't call you in. Kate, have you watched any news today?

Oh. Appetite suppressant to counteract the weight gain from his other meds.

Thanks for dressing up.

We will blow Comet Dibiasky off her course...

That is a good question. [sighs]

And the reason we know that there is a comet

- [woman] Yeah. - [man] Please.

and yes, you can tell from my smile...

[Peter laughing] Oh, that's wonderful.

Uh, some accounts called him "The Bedroom Eyes Doomsday Prophet"

Do you understand? I'm talking about...

[DJ Chello] Yes!

- Whoo! Thank you, Dad. Miss you. - [chuckles]

I'm sorry. Is that why you aborted this entire mission,

and he's calling me a crackpot. [chuckles]

Well, the engineer's assured me that yes, 24 drones is enough.

I don't feel so good.

"So pray that our loss is nothing but time."

And we know that there is a comet because we have the data.

What up, world? Jason Orlean, uh, Chief of Staff, United States.

and has been peer-reviewed by hundreds of world-renowned scientists.

I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo.

So now it's to your advantage to act on the comet?

Well, I haven't reviewed the data, but it's been modeled.

Or "engorged"? Because I don't want this to read like clickbait.

Yeah, guys are weird.

"Dr. Oglethorpe,

went for, what, a hundred grand a pop?

I speak four languages, and I own two Monets.

- Where are you? - [Yule] What the fuck?

- [Mindy] Thank you, pal. - Yeah.

I'm talking about nutritionists.

I won't tell anybody. [chuckles] I think it's kind of sweet.

And... And no, PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky found it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Come on, motherfuckers, let's light this fucking firecracker, huh?

I will resign in disgrace first thing tomorrow.

Yeah, water. Yeah, water would be nice.

Well, I'm in Illinois. I could be ready by tomorrow.

because that way it will have the appearance

[woman] I think we're all tired of the politics.

If you'll excuse me, Madam President. I've got some work to do.

- I mean, I could ask the Marine. - Yeah... [mumbles]

Gentlemen, you can come in.

It's really doubtful she knows.

Do you know why?

I've seen the science on this plan and it is sound.

[man] Ma'am, you need to go. We gotta get this man off the grid.

If she wasn't my mother...

UNTIL A 100 KM WIDE COMET tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth

- [Brie on TV] He cheated on you. - Oh, my God. You guys...

- This is not what we rehearsed. - Kids, listen.

The working class, the lower.

[woman whispering] Ugh... God damn it.