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- May I speak with you for a moment? - No.
I've had my share of people with problems.
We just back from Symphony Hall. Heard Mozart's Symphony No.41.
Took him? I had him for breakfast.
Well, thank you very much.
- Diane, come here. Listen... - Wait a minute.
Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco.
I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe.
Suck it up, Coachie. Hang tough in there.
Yeah? Like what?
Pitcher of water with three glasses.
Sure.
- "One man's head." - I heard.
Wait. It depends what kind we're talking about.
Where's the fun?
OK.
- I never said that. - But you think she's dumb.
You take your average whale's intestines and stretch 'em out,
We both got a little carried away.
you sit the kids down and say to your boy...
Something wrong with them?
Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex.
Good idea. Give me a Scotch. I'll be right back.