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So you used duct tape?
- I'm not staring at anything. - Oh, sorry.
You're just trying to make yourself forget it's coming.
Okay, that's enough. Look, can you please
- Okay, the answer is no. - Wow, okay, great.
And you dumped me out of the blue,
I heard about you and Adam,
$15,000.
Hey, Mateo, I hear you're refusing
- Oh, my God. - I hung that sign.
What? It's not that I don't trust you
- of the word "final." - It's not about the money.
that got silly.
Almost? Are you serious?
about what I'm thinking of wearing.
Of course it does.
to sign the liability waiver.
I need a urine sample from you.
And plus, no one got hurt, so no biggie.
What... what... what... what are you doing?
- Well, I do. - So we are.
Your objection is noted.
I mean, that is very wise and well-observed.
Yeah, I was thinking maybe you could show the footage
That's not a bad idea.
And I wish I could take it. But the truth is,
I mean, it's $1,500. You understand that, right?
to make me look incompetent in front of my bosses, right?
Guys, I'm telling you, the human mammary dairy market
Okay, but...
It's not gonna come today, not even this week.
- What? - Jonah's butt.
This country was built on the backs of immigrants...