Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I discovered that I could sex my pregnant girlfriend into a coma.
I can't be buying you stuff all the time.
ALL: "Who are you and what have you done with Turk?"
are caffeine and nicotine.
- I'm still your primary physician. - No, Kershnar's my lead now.
I could eat.
Stop it, Elliot, it took you months to get over that old man fetish.
J.D., what the hell? I'm a surgeon. That could have hit my hand.
If I got to be right
- I can't believe you told. - Turk, we're doctors.
None of us here even have kids, except for Margo and she sold hers.
That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.
I'd like to see the blueberry again.
Kyle? Smoke-accino for Kyle. Enjoy that.
Do not tell my daughter she has a vagina! I'm serious.
Behold.
I'm just gonna go ahead and tip myself for calling this one.
when our pet Komodo dragon, Morty, got out of his cage.
Why are we stopping?
Elliot. Ted, give it!
What would you like me to say?
Are you hungry, sweetie?
on your abdominal aortic aneurism's gonna be too aggressive.
only I have no hands.
Yeah, I just don't think the department head here is ever gonna promote me.
... or taking a new job.
You're Watching Scrubs On Hulu
Is that not exciting?
I scalded her pretty bad with some steamed milk.
So, what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change
You look like someone I used to date.
- Is that a tip jar? - Look.