Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's it! - Hey, hey!

- I want to hear the other letters. - Ted, this is ridiculous.

- Yeah, like I said, it was stupid. - Well, obviously, it wasn't,

Okay, Ted has officially snapped.

So many great memories.

Hey, look at this.

Get out of our booth.

I can't move to Japan.

People don't want to see Bruce Banner, dude.

Hey, hey! There's the birthday boy.

- (SIGHS) Vodka rocks. - It's not gonna work.

OLDER TED: A lot of things did change that year,

Me with my new family, Marshall and Lily in their new apartment,

Yes, I know your new place has had some problems,

- Wow! - In a few minutes,

Were you guys planning an intervention for me?

And there are sealed letters here from all of you that say "Ted."

But if you look up that squished together "A-E" symbol in this here encyclopaedia,

Thank you. Because I really need you guys to be on board with this.