Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gonna be a sparklin' day.

Did you smell anything?

Did it ever occur to you that it is against the law...

I, uh... I've been to another planet, Ma.

It must be terribly embarrassing for you, and I do sympathize. However...

Two more dead ahead! Closing fast!

- Yes! - Got it!

the cosmic cadet, the space avenger, is on your case.

But I saw him fight! He could be the greatest Starfighter ever!

Easy, easy. Wait till they're all in Death Blossom range!

Of course, I'm leaving. We're both gonna leave here.

No. That's okay. This'll take a while.

If you change your mind, just tap the communo-crystals.

I did it? You did it! You almost got me killed!

You will pay for this with your lives!

We're sittin' outside lookin' at the stars and she sticks her tongue in my ear.

- Me too. How you doin'? - I do well.

- Yeah? - Honey, Elvira's electric is out.

Well... Starfighter Alex Rogan requests permission...

You have been recruited by the Star League...

Hey, you guys. Hi. How ya doin'?

- Does he have my money, Alex? - I have a fortune for you, Centauri.

it was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.

At least, until Xur turns them into slaves.

Alex is going for the record!

When it comes....you got to grab it with both hands and hold on tight

Meteor gunner... fire.

I told you. I wanna save it for a surprise.

But to get the turret, we have to get through the fighters. We're dead.

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League...

No, OUR slaughter! Texas against Alabama?

- What a world this is. - What is it, then?

- I'm a kid from a trailer park. - If that's what you think...

And as the poet says, "The rest is history."

Did they turn off the spam filters again? I see a lot of alien junk on imgur today

Me die and miss all the excitement? Oh, no.

My stay? What are you talkin' about? Where are we?

Now face it, Alex. You're a born Starfighter.

Hey. Are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first?

Earth's in danger too, isn't it? And, no, I didn't use the Excalibur test.

You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and...

Alex! Or whatever you are. Wait. Wait.

Hail. This is Gunstar One.

It's like what Otis says...

I hear good things about you.

and isn't due to be approached until it matures.

...to find Starfighters and navigators