Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beautiful day. Good day to be out.
So, what did you do yesterday?
Chiquita needs to peel Tony’s banana
Your day's getting more interesting already.
Look at that, she's delirious. She's foaming at the mouth!
Hi there, little doggy.
It's coming. It's a Commando 8, 12,000 BTUs.
...to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat.
She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano.
He can squint his way down to like 20-30 vision.
Yes, it is exciting.
"Hurry up! Give me the glasses. My pictures are coming. I need to see!"
- But Amy likes air conditioning. - Oh, an air conditioner for Amy.
See, night guy always screws morning guy.
You can't have that dog in here.
Not shot, dog bite.
They're ladies' glasses.
- A bad side, an ugly side. - So what?
"These Women Would Be Good-Looking If They Weren't Wearing Glasses."
Then when Jeffrey opens the door, it's Howdy Doody time.
- Do you mind if I pet your dog? - It's okay with me.
They look good. I liked the other one too.
I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wurtsboro?
So you're tunneling to the center of the Earth?
My buddy works in an appliance store. He got us 30 percent off.
...and he's your eyewitness.
Hey! Hey, you, down there!
I was spotting those Jews
Come on, George. What is it?
- What is going on here? - What are you talking about?
What about him?
He was spotting raccoons on the road.
What's that about ladies' frames?
I mean, actual friends!
I gotta get out of this city.