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I caught that son of a bitch
God... I am a... I'm a...
If he's a leprechaun, he's got a pot of gold.
Okay, Dee, you're gonna serve drinks. In the back.
You're giving them a completely inauthentic,
I need you to experience everything
You... you can't drink paint. I know. I hear you, I hear you.
I'm not a leprechaun." And I just thought that was, like,
you may be a centrist, or you may be a ring wing either way, you're in the wroooooong meme group
Oh! Hey!
Let me do my thing, okay? Stop interrupting.
Yeah, you dumb bi...
by a giant magical rainbow.
Who's gonna watch 'em on a Web site? That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah...
Eric Wittman: Well if you don't comply with me then you're gonna end up on the weird website, okay? So smile!
I'm gonna go down to the basement
Keep it light, you bitch!
My customers like those. They're like me.
Huh?
But why not just use food coloring for the beer?
'Cause it's all gonna be old and outdated, all right?
Look, I'm not a leprechaun!
I-I feel like you're saying you get it, but you don't get it.
Okay. Let's ask him.
chalk it up as a win. Yeah. Oh, the luck of the Irish.
When was the last time you ate a beer?
Oh!
This is like all foam. Dee, you goddamn bitch!
No, no, no, no, n... Aw, goddamn!
a very authentic St. Patty's Day experience.
I mean, if this guy would just admit he was a leprechaun,