Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If he's a leprechaun, he's got a pot of gold.

I'm gonna go down to the basement

My customers like those. They're like me.

you may be a centrist, or you may be a ring wing either way, you're in the wroooooong meme group

I caught that son of a bitch

Let me do my thing, okay? Stop interrupting.

But why not just use food coloring for the beer?

Yeah, you dumb bi...

This is like all foam. Dee, you goddamn bitch!

When was the last time you ate a beer?

Keep it light, you bitch!

I'm not a leprechaun." And I just thought that was, like,

You're giving them a completely inauthentic,

by a giant magical rainbow.

chalk it up as a win. Yeah. Oh, the luck of the Irish.

Look, I'm not a leprechaun!

Who's gonna watch 'em on a Web site? That's true.

Okay. Let's ask him.

No, no, no, no, n... Aw, goddamn!

God... I am a... I'm a...

Okay, Dee, you're gonna serve drinks. In the back.

I-I feel like you're saying you get it, but you don't get it.

a very authentic St. Patty's Day experience.

'Cause it's all gonna be old and outdated, all right?

I need you to experience everything

You... you can't drink paint. I know. I hear you, I hear you.

I mean, if this guy would just admit he was a leprechaun,

Eric Wittman: Well if you don't comply with me then you're gonna end up on the weird website, okay? So smile!