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Yeah... No, that's not what he did.
All right, doesn't matter. He probably killed it
to the basement with me, like, really quick.
I know we're kind of old, but... Go get a flute?
but you decided to be...
and that's why we celebrate him today.
You may be a leprechaun.
that he's down here, right?
Let's go. Shut the doors.
Uh, I don't think the Irish honor system's a thing, man.
Yeah, we were gonna actually return the wallets
Not answering questions, okay?
We're gonna use my streamlined system to process drink orders.
Goddamn it...!
People are getting their wallets stolen.
Uh, 'cause beer's not a food.
Again, no questions
Aw, what's the point, dude? There's no water pressure.
You know what? This isn't gonna work.
What are you...? What, are you a pirate?
Oh! That's it! That's it!
Okay! Got it.
Dude, I think you've kidnapped a little person.
They get drunk, they fight people.
H J
Oh, it's a thing.
All right, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Push "end." End.
Ooh, is that, like, a car service type of thing?
Look... Just get in the wagon,
don't pay attention to her.
No, no, no, no, no. It's not a bang bus, okay?
we're gonna need your addresses, so fork over your I.D.'s.
When I'm having a friendly conversation with someone and my emotions threaten to reveal themselves
What?
Why don't we just take cash?
and I was transported here
Oh, is it open for real? Big-time.
Charlie, enough with the leprechaun!