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A body can be young?
That is unacceptable. Do you hear me? Unacceptable!
You guys have too much time on your hands.
So, I'm fucked either way. So, come on.
- Come on, baby! - I've got it! Okay, let's go!
You've got 40 hours, till noon day after tomorrow to arrange transfer of the money.
No. You're not goddam goin'. Show us on the blueprints.
Excuse me, General, but what about the fucking money?
Clear!
You enjoying this?
Do you think we have time for a sea kelp protein pack and maybe some color?
Blown out to sea, huh?
Information? San Francisco?
Got it. Good to go.
Oh, yes, baby, come on!
Cut the crap, General.
- Stan? - Hey, darlin'.
Why don’t we do budget outside? Get some Sun.
- Gosh. Neat, uh... - Yeah.
It’s an act of lunacy, general sir…
Rats alive! Close on the morgue. Close on the morgue.
The Rock is the most famous and was the most feared prison ever built.
I dont like soft ass shit
I'll come straight to the point.
by killing another million.
It was classified. Look, I'm in the same situation.
- This isn't happening. - No, Stan, don't answer it.
Now I'm- I'm responsible...
What it says is Chemical Weapons Specialist.
The poison's mixing.
All right, so the S.D.U.s have been deployed, and the Eagles are in the water.
Okay? What do you mean?
I GOT SFG! I GOT SFG!
HOW DO YOU LIKE HOW THAT SHIT WORKS
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
Personal Days Approved
You motherfucker! Die!
and dragged you back to prison?
All right, we can try.
What kind of f***** up tour is this?
Hbjh
Red Thunder to tower. Request clearance.
Fluff
I need you to tell your teacher that you need
Well, that's bullshit. That's bullshit, General. They're lyin'!
You breathe, he breathes with you. You piss, he helps.
And I'll be dead or back in prison, which is the same thing.
LIKE WHAT, KILL HIM AGAIN?
$$$ Can't take it to the grave So Come ON
Well, earlier today you wanted a gun.
Gen.Hummel:And more of our brothers have died in vain. Damn you for forcing me into this position.
be prepared to reap the whirlwind
Come on, just do it, Stan!
Shit!
you will evacuate this island in gunships under
So what do you say you cut me some friggin' slack?
Get me the Pentagon.
that it's designed specifically to withstand napalm.
and kill everybody in the building.
Yes, sir.
Welcome to the Coffee Rope
Sergeant Crisp,
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
Now, let's see. We have some dirty magazines.
Whatever you say, Stanley.
Yeah, Godspeed: to wish someone a prosperous journey.
This is weird. They got medical records.
You hoist him!
Thank you for making my point…
Eighty-one American civilians and a number of U.S. Marines
Twenty seconds!
Well, we know the poison's being kept in the prison
Like what? Kill him again?
Reed, why am I not suprised, you piece of shit!
I have to. It's the office, baby. They know I'm home.
Any epidermal exposure or inhalation, and you'll know.
You're the Rocket Man.
All right. We have to identify the hostages and contact each of their families.
Three minutes to go, sir.
I'm not about to kill 80,000 innocent people.
Welcome to the team
Where do we go from there?
Listen, Stanley Goodspeed is my boyfriend. Actually, he's, um, my fiancé.
Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute. They have next of kin.
Eighty-one, I say again,
We’re the Twin Towers Sinking Gentlemen?
We never saw the cat again. Been into it ever since.
Really elegant string of pearls configuration. Unfortunately, extremely unstable.
Thank you so much
Well, gosh!
Oh, I would just love for you to tell me what is goin' on.
I want my fucking footage
Twelve guidance chips, to be precise.
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
Fucker!
A night-time airdrop incursion is out due to the full moon.
Matt La Fleur was the Prom Queen
All right, there's an intake pipe here, below low tide. Is that our best access?
coffee
Don't mention that!
Thank you.
What’s it gonna take to get a 3/2 room at Horseshoe Bay with adult tennis camp? An act of God
you will order them to safety their weapons and place them on the deck.
Football game.
Help! Help! Help!
2nd base was the prom queen
You go talk to him.
Welcome to my cock.
Have a nice day.
Cock, Lock, And Ready To Rock
Oh, yeah, okay That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen
United States Marine Corps, from Alcatraz.
- I destroyed them. - That was a bad move, soldier.
Damn it! You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don’t need to know!
West storm drain's clear.
Watch it, he'll bite you.
I LOVE PRESSURE
- You're shitting me. - I memorized the timing.
WHy am i not surprised, you piece of shit!?
- Stop! Stop! - Sorry!
I really believe that anyone who's even thinking about having a Child In This World Is Coldly Considering An Act Of Cruelty
Put the phone down.
Stand easy, men.
Verlierer jammern immer über ihr Bestes
You've been ordered by a superior officer.
Rodents located.
All right, I'll take care of him.
that I exist.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
Yeah, I heard of him. Didn't he play hockey for the fuckin' Red Wings?
We've got motion on a trembler in the shower room, sir.
We can't hold out much longer, sir!
Good. I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
feeling too good about it, okay? Wolfburg. Got it?
Where
Don't tempt me. We are going to the morgue.
I only ask because in our current situation,
Move!
One's at the lower lighthouse and there is one on the roof.
- Tell 'em to take the atropine, now! - The atropine, Isherwood.
Why, to the polar side. Of course. Titans? Come on. Right? Right. Wrong. No. I’m going to meet the Prince of the Great Promised Land.
All right, you wanna know? 1962, J. Edgar Hoover
I think you're shooting too close to the rocket.
So what do you have in store for me, Womack, when this is over?
You okay Sean?
I had such an interesting day today.
With the amount of firepower they're gonna drop in there...
Your best?
just waiting for the tides to be right.
Sergeant!
It's an act of lunacy, General, sir.