Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[blade swishes]

♪ True care, truth brings ♪

[Blink-182's "All The Small Things"]

Is that, like, a fetish thing?

- Cynthia, you're gonna have to take the solo.

- She's a guitarist.

One part boredom, two parts identity crisis.

- Die, bitch. - What?

Look, tell her, "Be my girl.

♪ Lord, in this world, I'm bound to ramble ♪

[soft twangy music]

I vowed to myself there and then

This is not a nightclub.

♪ Da-da da da, da-da da da, da-da da da, da-da da da ♪

You know you've been my best friend

- I don't perform.

Why was he looking towards me?

Two pounds for a single issue,

Or, you know, bounce." - Bye-bye.

Bright colours and everything?

I really want this to happen for you,

- ♪ I'm gonna kill my sister ♪

I can't. I can't do it.

She was helping me reel in a prized catch.

Historically, four-piece bands

♪ I am a girl of constant sorrow ♪

such an epic bonerkill all the time?

That is Mum, Dad, parental unit, standard.

I'm the lamb, by the way.

Now you got to give Saira an ultimatum, bruv, yeah?

- I'm sorry, Miss Hussein. I can't.

- ♪ All the small things ♪

Day job: a purveyor of cheap ladies' undergarments

- Bro, it has been how long? - Six months.