Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- According to a tweet, she's here.

♪ I have no man to love me now ♪

I--I don't perform.

- There's no way she's right for our band.

♪ Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da-- ♪

[crowd shouting]

♪ Always I know ♪

but I wanted to inquire... - Yes?

Some say she did time inside for arson.

- You said that last year.

Like Metallica, Rolling Stones,

- Feminism, innit? Hmm?

There was no denying this was a sign.

- You know, I think getting a lead guitarist

I would never perform again.

[electric guitar solo]

We don't need a wanky, self-indulgent guitar soloist

Destiny? Kismet?

- Start looking.

[heavy metal music blaring]

♪ When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be ♪

Concocting a confused mix of hash anthems

She's our guitarist.

Profoundly wank. - Harsh assessment.

- Here's Bisma, bassist.

with a witty, kind-hearted man,

were soon to collide,

- Really, Amina? Really?

With mutual love and admiration,

We knew you'd come far, but this, mashallah.

to underprivileged youth-- charity.

- A lot of p-nouns missing. Tricky.

♪ Say it ain't so... ♪

All my friends were either married, engaged,

- Excellent choice.

we lift each other up, yeah?

- You got your brother to hand out the flyers?