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- Well, if he's not doing it, I'm not.
- Sir, you mustn't speak this way.
- Oh, no, that's awful.
- If you're not going out there, I'm not.
- Fine.
All biro and Sharpie on paper.
- Blink? Blink? - Yeah, Blink?
[rock music]
- Fuck off, she's a guitarist.
You've got handlebars.
- Sisters, don't hate your bodies.
Blink-182.
How's my vegan marble cake selling?
- Get some vegetable oil.
♪ ♪
- Amina, why don't you play everyone a song?
Are you for real? - Come on, man.
Don't you care?
- I don't know. It's Salman's stuff.
♪ ♪
Hi.
♪ ♪
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
I teach guitar
Others said she divorced some sheikh.
and the truth.
Ma, ow. - Well--[huffs]
It was good for getting into university,
- What's worse than wank? - Haemorrhoids.
- Shh. We've got to find her.
but she's, you know, pre-menstrual.
- Is that meant to funny?
♪ ♪
Come on. - Mo, I told you I can't.
Amina Hussein, 26, Capricorn,
Her raison d'être.
but his eyes were actually kind of...dreamy.
Your blood is your friend!
♪ I'm gonna be the man ♪
- You're not seriously considering him.
Saira, lead vocals and guitar.
do you? [laughter]
by other people's bullshit ideas of us.
things didn't work out with your date?