Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Interesting. - Whoo!
Where's the pizza?
Oh,weak! Weak and lame!
Ooh, kids, did you hear that lesson?
I wrote my first story with clown lipstick
I'll be ready to start writing.
The king of fantasy books on our fantasy book-writing team?
I'll just bang out 2,000 words, and then I'll stop--
Hey, I know you.
But we have a problem here. Where's your fake author?
- No way! - What you're feeling is called
Where's your Franklin W. Dixon?
just to make an easy million bucks?
But what's the cream?
an orphan who goes to a magical school
We know. We wrote it.
Dinosaurs sing!
You wrote
Now it's a dance contest at the vampire prom.
to lash out at me.
Ah, who am I kidding?
tipped me off to your little caper.
Ex-tinct!
full of whimsy and, uh...
Let's acid melt him the bath tub
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
And they just cash their checks and get away with it every time.
Where's your T.R. Francis?
I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write.
is a lie!
I bet it's the Earl of Marmalade over here.
You've read enough fantasy novels
where he discovers he's... a vampire!
and it really got dinged on the whole trolls thing.
No fair. That means I get two small toys.
No cheesecake for everybody
is an invention of '20s-era ad men?
the school should be under a bridge.
What happened to me?
Pardon me,