Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is Leather Urinal still available?

That is the world that I want. I miss that world, and I want it back.

And now that I have, I feel like this weight has lifted off me, and I'm free.

clutching my backpack like Gollum with the ring.

It was the pride and joy of my teenage wank bank.

We had to extend two weeks.

-But thank you.

we close the Claire deal in two weeks, Raffi almost smiled.

-Thanks for the support, Billy. As always.

He just dumped me out into this dating world I hate.

I was actually looking at that one.

The journey takes time.

I would say thank you, but I'm too evolved.

Oh, he told me if I wanted to have a fulfilling relationship,

You? You're always dating.

when I saw a magazine addressed to him.

I've just been accustomed to a certain size and circumference for a lot of years,

How long would I walk around with an asshole like a loose turtleneck?

Seriously, your dates ask you for free exams?

Okay, I get it, I get it. I really do. Can I just say one thing?

Only if you're done, though.

These, he did last year.

This isn't art.

When I think of all the times I reach for the remote without looking. Ugh!

If we could change the perennial subject, I wanna show you guys something.

The one on that guy actually looks like a soup can.

-I assume you met in the meat department. -Ha ha.

Ooh! We're in luck! A rom-com marathon.

Well, thank you for doing this.

You know, sometimes they say ice cream tastes better when it's melted.

The one with the 3D temple veins?

-Oh, we're gonna hug again. -Aw!

He, uh… he just looked at me and he said, "Do you have love in your life?"

Guy, come on, wake up!

He must have been so lonely, and he hid that from me.

It's now, it's not a year from now, and now sucks!

I was hoping that