Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna try it. You think you're the only one with relationship issues?

wasn't a good fit.

Let me show you Pig Trough.

So now I don't date anyone under 40.

Wait, no. It wa-- it was just an idea. Look, see?

Well played. You're a good friend.

-What's happening here? -And all I feel is compassion. Not anger.

We were just saying how beautiful everything looks.

Ah. Great. I love looking at art. I get tired of tea dances and raves.

We've given condoms and network TV back to the straight people,

If this doesn't close, we'll have a different conversation.

Oh, and guess what? The asshole guru, teacher, whatever, was right about me too.

-That's… -That's 12…

Well, okay. Maybe it's for the best.

Everything is natural.

Eh, some of them are okay, but nobody really gets me goin'. You know?

First Claire's penthouse, and now this sweet one-bedroom?

in Berlin's premier gay periodical, Das Butt.

It's 1978, the year of his first appearance

I can use an anal paralytic. It's off-label, but it works like a charm.

Gay, old, alone.

He's great. How's the sex?

Because I'm a musician, not a sound engineer.

How? I have been careful for 17 years, and you clearly do this all the time.

They'd just tune the clock radio to Dr. Ruth.

It's like a pile of autumn leaves down there. So, you free tonight?

And it's not just vintage stuff.

And you won't be the one yelling.

I woke up this morning, and get this,

I don't feel any different.

I thought I saw you back there in the market. I waved!

Are you serious? You want me to go see some guru?

Not how I was raised.

And Irwin Stossel is going to freak when he sees this.

Sorry, Richard, she's pushing back.

Fine. But let's tell them we have an early morning.

No, you're back. I'm still waitin' on my miracle cure.