Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't ever have kids.

♪ We watched him run And hunt and bark ♪

Dad! What... what the fuck, man?

Look, you either die single,

CARLY: We want to trust you.

(COUGHS) Owned.

And if I wanted to drive my senior year,

This should be the most awful thing

but there's this bigger thing.

KENDALL: What the hell is happening here?

I don't know. We're supposed to be in class, aren't we?

SECRETARY: (ON INTERCOM) What about your wife?

or an oncoming train or even a wild animal

- Mom! - KENDALL: It's okay, Carly.

Yeah, good luck with that.

(WHIMPERS) Come on.

I'd have to pay him back every dime he put into it.

I mean, fuck no! Dude, get in here!

You are dexterously missing my point,

but you know how creative I can be.

Mom! Please don't!

♪ And you fuckin' Work it all out ♪

Mr. Ryan say no boyfriend in the house.

you're part of a family, Carly, and that means

Who wants to die today?

♪ It must have been love ♪

My dad doesn't get home 'til late.

- I know, okay? I know. - Why'd she do it?

- (CARLY SIGHS) - DAMON: Whose car is that?

the world you kids are living in,

It's a big basement.

So nothing about Jeannie yet?

♪ Run, Spot, run

SUN-YI: Okay. Come here. I make you the lunch.

Jesus! Knock, please!

Are you two all right?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

All right, okay. Here we go. All right. And...

It's usually not this bad.

It will go away.

He's at home with...

ANCHOR: (CONTINUES) But what we know is this.

Sun, is everything all right over there?

- the new one. - Yeah, duh.

and also near Cornell Street.

to piss all over your family room?

I took a lot of practice tests.

ANCHOR: (ON TV) All right, but isn't it a fact

(SIGHS) God damn it, Brent.

What a jerk you are.

Damon, what happened to your arm?

it's not that...

(BRENT GROANING)

Be healthy, my ass. It's not about being healthy.

As if you ever gave a shit about him.

picked up my girlfriend.

♪ Then Spot ran Way into the dark ♪

Ah, well, you know, educate me.

NURSE: 80 percent dilated. She's good to go, Doctor.

Brent is your son.

(JOSH COUGHING)

I'll fuckin' kill you. (CHUCKLES)

this tired motherfucker he turned out to be!

even when you don't really give a shit. (LAUGHS)

Thanks for everything. We'll see you next week.

♪ Yes, you want it

I don't know. Fuck that dude.

Damn it, Carly! Get back here!

"Pulled it out and killed the Charlie bastard

But you don't make it easy.

♪ All my niggas comin'... ♪

They want to kill us.

Oh, look how beautiful you are.

No, no, buddy. Nah.

- (BOTH LAUGH) - Stupid.