Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're gonna get your little brother,
- (KENDALL GROANING) - BRENT: All right. Okay, okay.
We can hardly believe what we are reporting to you
Mom?
- (BRENT GROANS) - Come on!
No! Dad!
- (CHUCKLES) - (BABY CRYING)
Oh, Kendall, that was, what, like, 15 years ago?
- Do you see your mom? - Yeah, right.
We love each other.
Me, too.
(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
There you go.
God, I need a real drink.
♪ Yeah, yeah
Take your Aunt Jeannie, for instance.
God damn it.
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)
- in my day. - Mr. Ryan...
It's for the child's safety.
BRENT: That's awesome, Kendall. Thank...
is that we are under attack.
Where are you going?
CARLY: Damon? (PANTING)
we need to protect the children.
(LAUGHS) Speak for yourself.
and it's like a fucking obstacle course
♪ Run, Spot, run
Fine. Just get it.
just the two of us.
It's... It's love kicking in, okay? So just let it come.
Mommy...
REPORTER: That's not gonna cut it.
- (CONTINUES SPEAKING CANTONESE) - (ALARM BEEPING)
ANCHOR: Excuse me. You are talking about pigs?
Hey...
Mom says to get your ass out of bed.
Whatever.
Yeah. No, it's just weird.
But if you ever touch that car again...
Where's Amanda?
(GROANS)
Why is this happening to her? What the hell is going on?
(STATIC BUZZING)
♪ Put locks on your cities And locks on your floor ♪
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Some of that information may be correct, but...
KENDALL: Okay, just get some alcohol.
(GRUNTS)
Put the bottle down.
It's okay. It's okay.
- It's too late. - This is bullshit!
Jeannie! Oh, it's me!
Oh, no, no. No, honey.
it forces us to accelerate progress.
(PANTING)
she's gonna pop one out, huh?
(SAW WHIRRING)
♪ But love ♪
GIRL: Dude!
just so you don't think I'm a monster...
(SLURPS)
SECURITY: Ma'am, I need you to give her the child.
Shit.
- Can't you ask your dad? - Nah.
(GRUNTS)
but all I could think was, "One day,
Uh, yeah, that's the "ever" part.
- KENDALL: Carly. - CARLY: No!
(PIANO PLAYING)
Dude.
a fucking grown-up zone, and a fucking kid zone!
(GASPING)