Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (SCREAMING) - No! Stop!
♪ So many wild pleasures Lay in store for me ♪
COMMISSIONER: I do, and I can assure you,
Sure.
(KIDS PANTING)
that's sort of why I'm here today.
CARLY: No!
♪ Hey, where's Spot? ♪
But now...
- (BELL RINGING) - (TRAIN HORN BLOWS)
like father, like son, right?
I'm good.
it happens.
♪ Trapped inside a system Like a bird locked in a cage ♪
Not exactly what I had in mind as a young dude, you know.
- (GRUNTING) - (SCREAMING)
I don't see 'em.
I mean, one of these days, I'm gonna trip over
(BOTH LAUGH)
DOCTOR: Look at that beautiful girl!
NURSE: Good job, Mama.
CARLY: The housekeeper's.
and hear that voice, everything will just disappear.
It is, but they need you less and less...
(GROANS)
God, it's not my fault you have no life!
He direct deposits in my account.
KENDALL: Great. Perfect excuse to get rid of it.
Holy shit!
Damn it!
I'm totally cut off. No credit, no ATM.
That's your boyfriend?
NURSE: Jeannie, you're holding her too tight.
(CHUCKLES) Look at you.
you think I want to be the one
♪ As rain upon my tongue ♪
♪ And tell him get to runnin' ♪
You're a whore.
and squeeze, boy!
what set off the incidents, and authorities
(BABY CRYING)
- "Hashtag"? - BRENT: Son, you take my advice.
Riley, she just said that she needed it,
But the fact is that...
Josh's birthday.
(CARLY GASPING)
Ha-ha.
- (BITES) - (SCREAMS)
the last thing we want to do is disseminate any information
And, motherfuckers,
inevitably...
that is, to become unfashionable
My dad's at work, and my mom is...
My mom is such a penis. She is killing me.
(CELLPHONE BUZZING)
Just something that happens, and then it's...
(SCREAMS) No! No, Dad!
- CARLY: We really do. - (GRUNTING)
It's true. He bought it brand-new in '79
(COUGHING)
I'm the Chinese.
(MAN GRUNTING)
I'm sorry I said that you have no life, okay?
You know, I want to trust you, Carly. Really...
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we must insist.
(STATIC BUZZING)
(CHUCKLES)
Holy fucking shit! How have you done this twice?
I don't understand why they so crazy today.