Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CRYING)
you don't have...
NURSE: I bet Mommy wants to hold her daughter.
Come on, honey. Mom's here. Let's go.
Yeah, whatever.
(GRUNTS)
- (GRINDING) - (GASPING)
Flat on his ass, fat, bald,
BRENT: That's not gonna cut through this door.
- Oh, especially not. (CHUCKLES) - (SECRETARY LAUGHS)
was in fact the child's mother could not be verified.
from chasing after 17-year-olds.
(STATIC CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
just want to...
DOCTOR: And push!
that is enough, young lady!
I don't know what I could have done with it.
- You're inhuman. - DOCTOR: Easy there.
I know this is the way things are supposed to be.
I get it. You're going crazy, kids.
She's my daughter. I should be proud,
It's called hormones.
- straight to the emergency room. - What are you saying?
Do you really think this is the right time
(WOMAN MOANING ON COMPUTER)
♪ Click, click, you got it ♪
(CHUCKLING)
Come on over. Evan, let's go.
Don't worry about the cleaning! Just get out of the house!
what's happening?
Look...
REPORTER: Do you have kids, sir? Do you know where they are?
that's on you.
- No! No! No! - It's me! It's me!
♪ Make them girls go ♪
If I crash and burn on my test today,
Hey, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
- (MUSIC STOPS) - KENDALL: Wow!
- (GRUNTING) - Come on. Come on.
MAN: Hold that kid!
I mean, I used to be Brent...
- (THUD) - (BOTH GASP)
(SOBBING)
JENNA: I don't know about your little angels...
is that Mom and Dad want to hurt us.
you'll create this life.
- (MEWLING) - All right. It's okay.
Ugh. So it's the best, huh?
We're gonna need a little bit more than that...
TEACHER: You're finished?
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
Back up! Back up! Back up! Back up!
(CLATTERING)
Looks like they're waiting for a buffet.
KENDALL: Carly?
Ten... it's not a guarantee for you.
Get your hands off me.
I was wondering about that.
Okay. Well,
♪ Soul hurting
The whole house is a family room.
CARLY: No!
MAN: (ON TV) Intellectually, I should feel devastated.
things I only saw in magazines!
For instance, in a domestic pig population,
(GASPING)
- Hey, kiddo. - (CARLY SCREAMS)
It's actually somewhat common in the animal kingdom.
Pretty much totaled the motherfucker.
Anyone? Bueller? No?
Your motherfucking mother said to open this door!
You do realize that one in five children
but do not go near your children.
♪ Soul hurting
Look at 'em.
That means it saws all.
Can you get away from the parental units?
I think it's horrible what's happening.
ass to ass. Hi, Brent, anal beads,
(SIGHS)
BRENT: All right, Sun-Yi.
by the way. And I think about how things were
After that, we should be good to cut the door down.
Thank God...
No. No.
Yeah, if it weren't for that juicy hunk of asada
how this is gonna go down.
are being reported of parents attacking...
I don't think so.
because you know that one day...
everything just revolves around you, doesn't it?
♪ Were waiting to be sung ♪
and, in many cases, murdering their own children.
I kind of have to worry about it.
You ready? One, two, three, go.
No, Mom, we're not coming out, okay? You have to leave.
- (IMITATES TRUCK ENGINE) - JOSH: No! No! No! No!