Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...
Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?
You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.
My mother and father are Jewish.
This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!
- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.
You're a silly horse!
That's a gorgeous animal you have there.
Shelly!
I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.
What are they, Heads?
All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.
I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.
...Irving.
How old is that suit?
He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.
- Only at night? - Ask him.
If anything like that ever happened to us...
Surprise of surprises.
Julius...
You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.
...the doctor says...
You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?
...but, boy, is he dumb!
Hello?
It's a water bed.
...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?
Are you afraid?
I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...
Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.
This isn't a dream anymore.
Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.
Horseback riding?
There's nothing that I say that I can remember.
...I met a cute, available...
Thank you, but no.
Didi, what was I gonna ask you?
- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.
Now, listen here, Teddy bear.
What is this?
What's that?
I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.
His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.
You're not like Joe.
Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?
- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.
- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!
Is it a woman?
- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.
- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.
More sleeve.
Good-bye.
Please! I won't be very long.
...because it's a wonderful surprise.
Happy birthday to you
What is it? Am I talking too much?
Now, that takes 26 weeks.
Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.
- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.
What a pleasant surprise.
Is it from Theresa?
- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?
This is really happening.
- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.
Finished with your drink, sir?
Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.
I'm fine.
Good-bye.
- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.
I beg your pardon!
Crazy as it seems...
- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.
- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.
Don't move!
Be good.
The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.
I know of this funny little place.