Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...but, boy, is he dumb!

Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?

...because it's a wonderful surprise.

I beg your pardon!

You're a silly horse!

Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!

Didi, what was I gonna ask you?

- Only at night? - Ask him.

That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.

- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.

- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.

What are they, Heads?

This isn't a dream anymore.

- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.

Please! I won't be very long.

His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.

My mother and father are Jewish.

- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.

This is really happening.

You're not like Joe.

Now, that takes 26 weeks.

What a pleasant surprise.

Is it from Theresa?

You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?

Happy birthday to you

There's nothing that I say that I can remember.

- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.

- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?

- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.

If anything like that ever happened to us...

What is it? Am I talking too much?

All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.

I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.

Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?

...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?

Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.

This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!

I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...

Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.

You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.

I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.

He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.

I know of this funny little place.

The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.

- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.

It's a water bed.

- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.

I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.

Surprise of surprises.

Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.

Horseback riding?

Are you afraid?

Thank you, but no.

You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.

...the doctor says...

...I met a cute, available...

- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.

Crazy as it seems...

Finished with your drink, sir?

How old is that suit?