Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.
Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.
Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.
Horseback riding?
Finished with your drink, sir?
Happy birthday to you
I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.
I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.
- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?
- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.
Now, that takes 26 weeks.
- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.
You're a silly horse!
Surprise of surprises.
I know of this funny little place.
Good-bye.
Is it a woman?
Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.
Julius...
This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!
Thank you, but no.
This isn't a dream anymore.
I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.
...Irving.
- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!
Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.
There's nothing that I say that I can remember.
More sleeve.
- Only at night? - Ask him.
Now, listen here, Teddy bear.
- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.
It's a water bed.
Is it from Theresa?
What are they, Heads?
What is it? Am I talking too much?
- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.
You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.
- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.
Crazy as it seems...
He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.
This is really happening.
...I met a cute, available...
Didi, what was I gonna ask you?
Don't move!
- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.
All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.
You're not like Joe.
...the doctor says...
- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.
Good-bye.
The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...
...but, boy, is he dumb!
Shelly!
How old is that suit?
I'm fine.
- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.
You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.
I beg your pardon!
Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?
...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?
What's that?
My mother and father are Jewish.
What is this?
You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?
Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?
What a pleasant surprise.
...because it's a wonderful surprise.
If anything like that ever happened to us...
Be good.
I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...
Are you afraid?
Hello?
That's a gorgeous animal you have there.
- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.
His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.
The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.
Please! I won't be very long.