Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Only at night? - Ask him.

I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.

Finished with your drink, sir?

Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.

Now, that takes 26 weeks.

- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.

Didi, what was I gonna ask you?

...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?

That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

You're not like Joe.

- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.

Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?

Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?

This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!

...because it's a wonderful surprise.

It's a water bed.

- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!

You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.

...but, boy, is he dumb!

Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

I know of this funny little place.

His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.

I beg your pardon!

There's nothing that I say that I can remember.

My mother and father are Jewish.

Thank you, but no.

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...

- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.

I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.

...the doctor says...

What is it? Am I talking too much?

Horseback riding?

If anything like that ever happened to us...

This is really happening.

Is it from Theresa?

The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.

Happy birthday to you

- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.

- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.

What a pleasant surprise.

Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.

Surprise of surprises.

Please! I won't be very long.

I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...

What are they, Heads?

Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.

You're a silly horse!

- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.

Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.

- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.

All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.

Are you afraid?

I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.

He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.

...I met a cute, available...

You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?

- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.

- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?

You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.

Crazy as it seems...

- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.

How old is that suit?

This isn't a dream anymore.