Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?

His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.

This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!

I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.

- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!

Surprise of surprises.

This is really happening.

Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.

How old is that suit?

What is it? Am I talking too much?

That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

Horseback riding?

I beg your pardon!

- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.

- Only at night? - Ask him.

I know of this funny little place.

Are you afraid?

All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.

- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.

I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...

I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.

Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.

I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.

You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.

- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.

- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.

You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?

Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?

Didi, what was I gonna ask you?

This isn't a dream anymore.

Is it from Theresa?

...I met a cute, available...

Happy birthday to you

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...

Please! I won't be very long.

Finished with your drink, sir?

You're a silly horse!

Thank you, but no.

...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?

It's a water bed.

What are they, Heads?

...because it's a wonderful surprise.

- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.

Crazy as it seems...

Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.

What a pleasant surprise.

- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.

Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.

- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.

He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.

...the doctor says...

...but, boy, is he dumb!

My mother and father are Jewish.

You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.

There's nothing that I say that I can remember.

If anything like that ever happened to us...

The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.

- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.

Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.

- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?

Now, that takes 26 weeks.

You're not like Joe.

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.