Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was my brother.

Didi. Hello, darling!

You got any Hershey bars?

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

Son of a bitch!

My mother had a heart attack.

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

I would have left him long before she did.

What would I be doing with an earring?

It's just your self-respect.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

- What was that? - Nothing.

...who liked horse riding.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

Because since tonight...

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

Bye! Come back soon.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

Just stand out on the ledge.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

I should do what?

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

I was just so overwhelmed.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

Happy birthday!

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

...but you're very naive.

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

I don't know yet.

What the hell is the matter with me?