Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mother had a heart attack.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

...but you're very naive.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

I was just so overwhelmed.

It's just your self-respect.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

...who liked horse riding.

Because since tonight...

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

Just stand out on the ledge.

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

Didi. Hello, darling!

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

What the hell is the matter with me?

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

What would I be doing with an earring?

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

Son of a bitch!

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

That was my brother.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

I would have left him long before she did.

I don't know yet.

I should do what?

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

Bye! Come back soon.

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

Happy birthday!

You got any Hershey bars?

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

- What was that? - Nothing.