Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mother had a heart attack.

What would I be doing with an earring?

Didi. Hello, darling!

...who liked horse riding.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

...but you're very naive.

I don't know yet.

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

Bye! Come back soon.

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

Just stand out on the ledge.

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

Because since tonight...

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

It's just your self-respect.

I would have left him long before she did.

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

I was just so overwhelmed.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

Son of a bitch!

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

What the hell is the matter with me?

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

I should do what?

Happy birthday!

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

You got any Hershey bars?

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

That was my brother.

- What was that? - Nothing.

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.