Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

I don't know yet.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

My mother had a heart attack.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

Because since tonight...

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

Better to get it out now than when you're...

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

That was my brother.

Just stand out on the ledge.

Didi. Hello, darling!

I was just so overwhelmed.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

Bye! Come back soon.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

I would have left him long before she did.

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

What the hell is the matter with me?

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

...but you're very naive.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

Son of a bitch!

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

...who liked horse riding.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

You got any Hershey bars?

I should do what?

- What was that? - Nothing.

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

What would I be doing with an earring?

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

It's just your self-respect.

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

Happy birthday!