Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Really? - Uh-huh.

Don't switch hands, okay?

Yes, yes. Yes, fine, I am someone.

- Maybe I should move in with Monica. - No, it's too soon for you guys.

Were your parents happy or something?! את במקצוע הלא נכון!!!

...they split the cost of stamps, don't they?

Sweetheart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you.

...so I'm not gonna try and take you on, okay?

Because you are so afraid of commitment.

Doesn't sound as crazy as paying $1000 for a cat.

No, it's actually very sweet. It's very sweet. Look.

And I swear... I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me...

Hey, Ross, is, uh, Staten Island really an island?

If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be, you know, living together.

It's okay. It's okay.

- Tonight. But don't say anything, okay? - I swear. I promise. I promise.

Listen, um, I bought something. I'm not sure she's gonna like it.

Okay, I'll see you at the station later.

Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a good deal.

So $800, and I don't call the cops...

I really don't want to mess up what we have.

That's so sweet.

TEAM MONICA b****

- So it looks like it's going well for you two. - I know. Really well.

That's not a baby. That's a cat.

...because I'm less afraid of commitment than I used to be.

And Rachel's in the bathroom.

It's not a cat.

And plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.

- Rach. - Yeah.

- Relax. It's Phoebe, not you. - Oh.