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IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE?

LOOK, IT'S THAT SCHECK "FELLER."

flushed away 2006 flushed away 2006

BUT THE LOCALS USED GUERRILLA WARFARE.

ARCHIBALD VON SCHECK.

THANKS. THANKS.

m o n s t e r, I n c. 2 0 0 1

OH, GET THEM FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT *

and don't you ever forget in your motherfucker ever okay

the first hey Arnold video on YouTube in July 25 2006

LOOK, HOW MANY WAYS DO I GOTTA SAY IT? I CAN'T HELP YOU.

BUT THE DOCUMENT MUST EXIST.

HEY, WHERE'S ARNOLD?

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, YOU BIG DONUT HOLE!

WHATEVER YOU SAY, ARNOLD.

OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE LAST OF IT, GRAMPS.

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING. BABY CARRIAGE, TEN O'CLOCK.

* DROP THE TOP NOTHIN' LESS THAN A BENTLEY *

HEY! GET A BUSBOY OVER HERE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, MISSY.

YOU TWO SEEM CONFUSED ABOUT WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS HERE.

ME NEITHER, SHORT MAN. HECK, I WAS BORN IN THIS HOUSE.

THERE'S ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME. WHERE ARE WE GOING?

I WANNA GO BACK TO BED. I'M EXHAUSTED!

I SEE IT. ARNOLD, SAVING THE NEIGHBORHOOD ISN'T A GAME.

YOU KNEW HE WAS GONNA SHAFT ME!

OH, MY BRAVE, LITTLE FOOTBALL-HEADED HERO...

- UH, MR. DRIVER, COULD YOU OPEN THE DOOR?

going to smoke your fucking ass bye your good by your little monsters go on

An innocent flirt lead to an obsess that mutated into a kill.

WHY? - BECAUSE I'M DRIVING THE BUS, OKAY?

- MURRAY. - DON'T TALK TO THE DRIVER...

NOW WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU SAFELY OUT OF THE BUILDING. IF YOU'RE CAUGHT, ALL IS LOST.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

ALL RIGHT, THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS COUNTING ON YOU.

AND THE OTHER WAS A FOOTBALL-HEADED KID.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE RELIGIOUS. NEITHER DID I.

THIS IS SERIOUS, ISN'T IT? YES, SIR.

WHOA. THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST.

HE SURE GIVES ME THE WILLIES.

I'M SORRY, BOYS.

What the hell are those guys up to?

IT'S THAT LYING CROOK, RUSS CARGILL! COME ON, LET'S GET OUT THE CAR!

THAT'S RIGHT, HAIR BOY! I MEAN, CRIMINEY!

DOLLY'S DONUTS. DOLLY'S DONUTS?

WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT, HUH?

God damn it you little girl you piss me off you pussy ass girl

YEAH, SO WHAT IF I DID? IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

GODSPEED, MY STEED. MY ONLY, MY LOVE.

ON YET ANOTHER ABSURD QUEST.

REALLY? I'VE HEARD ABOUT THAT DOCUMENT TOO.

HELGA, YOU WORK THE BRAKES.

A NATIONAL LANDMARK AND CAN NEVER BE TORN DOWN BY ANYBODY.

UH-OH. WE CAN'T MAKE IT, ARNOLD!

WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN YEARS.

I DON'T KNOW. I WAS ASLEEP. I THINK HE SNUCK IN AND STOLE IT.

CHANGE IS GOOD. I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,

yo fucking busboys fuck over me is a fucking clown

IT'S NOT FLAT. IT'S JUST A LITTLE LOW ON AIR.

- NEVER MIND THAT. WHERE'S THE DOCUMENT?

- IN POSITION, SIR. - DO IT.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR? GO TO BED.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE,

- OH, NO. - I COULDN'T FIND A CAB. COME ON.

I AIN'T GONNA CARE ABOUT NOTHING...

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. I THOUGH WE SET THE EXPLOSIVES...

BUT, UNTIL THEN, WE STILL PAID TAXES TO THE BRITISH CROWN...

AND IN TWO DAYS THE BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA ROLL, AND THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BE A PARKING LOT.

- WE CAN JUMP THE HOLE!