Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have a whistle in my purse, I didn't even blow it.

Homeless people, graffiti.

Do you want a million dollars? Do you want to hit me?

That's just an arbitrary title.

Do I really want to go snowboarding? No.

Thanks for lending me the books.

"I cannot go to school today said little Peggy Ann McKay"

There's no better medicine than birthday lunch.

Gosh, these tacos are awfully complicated to make.

What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something?

This is really nice, Dwight. Thanks.

I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.

It's not my decision, it's Mother Nature.

I'm going to give you a raise, Pam.

Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends,

Come on, what do you want? What do you want?

"for my girlfriend, Helene, on your birthday."

Toilet paper. Let's see.

Let's get some raw meat on that face.

when I know what this is doing to her.

So, Mom, which birthday are we celebrating this year?

The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriocity.

I was polishing my loafers and I happened to look over

(EXCLAIMS) I'm good.

Who would like an authentic New York bagel, hmm?

I've always found beauty in uncommon places.

Forty-nine again?

you can really take the pressure off your knees.

Why Can't you just agree with me sometimes?

ANDY: Is that right? DWIGHT: Observe.

No, are you kidding?

You owe me one. You all owe me one.

Let me give it a whirl, I'll talk to them.

Why can't you just agree with me sometimes?

Turns out, the paper was there all along.

I know. I love when they use butter-cream frosting.

Okay, Dwight, this is ridiculous.

You have to keep your hands down. I know.

You threw it in, I went back later, waded in, and I found it.