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you would get a tattoo on your face.
[farts]
I know you are strong and noble.
in there, are you?
I could take care of both by myself.
Oh, my god.
God, pigeon, you really look terrible.
[groans with exasperation]
Yep, I have a son. Saw my son.
Mom, I said I'm hungry.
Are you guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
To seize the day.
I think this is an opportunity.
At least until I die,
[scoffs]
And I want my daughter to be like that, too.
Who's gonna be the one to tell him?
Naturally, I gave up the less attractive child.
You know, we're just, we're all, um...
What a waste.
Because she looks like a boy