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At least until I die,
I could take care of both by myself.
You know, we're just, we're all, um...
I know you are strong and noble.
What a waste.
Naturally, I gave up the less attractive child.
Yep, I have a son. Saw my son.
Are you guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
[farts]
in there, are you?
To seize the day.
And I want my daughter to be like that, too.
Mom, I said I'm hungry.
Who's gonna be the one to tell him?
[groans with exasperation]
Because she looks like a boy
I think this is an opportunity.
[scoffs]
Oh, my god.
God, pigeon, you really look terrible.
you would get a tattoo on your face.