Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? Why? - What the hell is she so riled up about?

What, you give the Butler the night off, did you?

- is gonna become my problem. - You think everything I do is a mistake.

- Well, carry something! - Help me with the bags.

I'll see you in hell.

Max. Max, come, come, come.

- The window. - Dad!

Oh, God, I miss us.

- That's my boy! - It sure is.

knowing that I would be next.

but I was really hoping you could help out me and my family this Christmas.

- it just doesn't add up. - It could be terrorists, right?

A letter to Santa.

Now, Eagle Scouts, kids, that's where you weave baskets

N O T T O G I V E B U T T O G I V E

- Daddy, don't go! - Tommy, don't! Don't, Tommy!

- Have you told Max yet? - No. Not yet.

You know what? Let's have a campout, okay? We'll watch a movie. Yeah?

I started, but... I don't know what to ask for this year.

Keep going. Keep going. God. Get in. I want you to get up in there.

- Knock it off! - Don't start anything.

Come up here and I'll show you. I've been waiting for you guys.

It's not so bad. Just keep icing it.

Honey, are you okay? Are you hurt? Hon?

We keep the fire hot.

Ate tiny reindeer. Get it?

The whole truck smells like shit.

It's okay. Mama's here. Mama's here. There you go.

Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda.

I fell asleep, and they got our boy. It's all my fault.

- Howard, where's Chrissy? - I don't know!

We don't have bears here.

Come on, guys. I'm gonna teach you how to make peppermint schnapps.

- What happened up there? - They got Jordan.

when your mom says its 90 degrees

Global warming, my ass.

Don't you look cute in your matching jackets.