Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where do you think my girls get it from?

I'll explain everything, but right now everybody just needs to stay calm

I don't think that's a good idea.

All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.

Merry Christmas.

A holiday roast is a surprise. Hemorrhoids are a surprise.

when hope is lost...

We need you. Oh, Maxi-pad, that's so sweet.

We know you still believe in the big, fat creeper.

And nothing bad's gonna happen on Christmas, right?

Look what Max has got in his pocket.

No. You go ahead and catch some winks with your family.

What the hell is this?

Because they are family, Beth. And it's only for a few days.

He? Who... Who's he?

Beth's a tough girl.

Yeah, well, your sister's no Mother Teresa,

Takes a lot of work to make our family look more awesome than it actually is, you know?

But I still believed in Santa,

- What is it? - Hey, look at this?

Yeah. And even if she wasn't, the streets are totally screwed.

- I need you to go. - No.

Mom, open the door! Mom!

Can we talk with you and Howard for a minute?

Where do you want this stuff, Tom? Just anywhere?

No, shut the door! Inside! Shut it!

- Do you mind? Thank you. - Let's make some memories?

Looks like a gas line blew.

- You believe this senile horseshit? - I don't know.

boom, shotgun wedding

Looks like Chrissy's really enjoying my gravlax.

- Gosh. I'm so glad you guys could make it. - Oh, you have no idea.

take a quick swing around town, see what's going on out there.

By the time he gets to high school, he's gonna be the biggest lineman in the state.

And the glory of the Lord shone round about them.

So, where's the nog? I need to get merry.

Hey! Give me back my kids, you... fudger!