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- I don't even care if I die trying. - I know. Listen.
They're why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed!
- Well, someone's got to. - Here, let me see.
Sarah!
I've texted Derek, like, nine times and he still hasn't written back.
Where's the baby? Honey, where's your sister?
- Max, get the fire extinguisher! - Pull!
Probably a bear trap under the snow or something.
I know
Macaroni and cheese and hot dogs. Oh, Jesus.
And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them.
Max, get the ammo.
I take it all back!
Honey, stuff to carry! Some weather?
With pleasure.
A little recon mission? Thought you'd never ask.
Well, how about we go to your trailer for Christmas next year?
- Come on, Howard. Stevie, Jordan. - All right, all right, that's enough.
and she'd be storming the beaches at Normandy by sunrise. What's on your mind, T?
Screw that.
Rosie?
I'm starting to like you. I am.
The glass is punched in.
- You're all alive. - Barely.
She wasn't at Derek's, but that doesn't mean anything. She may have found somewhere safe.
Looks more like the opposite.
I might just waddle in and start bitching and moaning
- Please. - Oh, all right.
But, hey,
Board up all the doors and windows.
So, to survive, he had to slaughter and eat his reindeer.
Mom!
Merry Christmas, Max.
You packed guns on Christmas.
Including Rudolph.
What do you mean?
damn near frostbite in under four minutes!
Max, stop.
Go!
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God is right.
Oh, my God!
- Mom! Mom! - I love you.
Good point.
Go! Go! Get behind me. Go.
And for the first time,
Hey, Roger, what's up?
when belief is forgotten...
Really nice. They did look pretty good.
I know I Know When Life Is Coming At You With Its Pants Down
Yeah, it's under the tree next to your ties and underwear.
They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas,