Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stay here. I'll be right back.

You believe that story, right?

and it was beat to hell, but if it runs, I drive it back here,

Well, the only survival training I need is my old smoke pole

- I don't know. The truth? - Sure. Which version of it?

Don't you find it the least bit strange? They can see dust specks on Mars,

- Plant your feet. All right. - Right.

I think all this might be my fault.

What were you training for? Army? Marines?

Help me! Help me!

- I'll get it! - Fine.

It's already dark out and Beth isn't back yet.

of what happens when hope is lost,

- But why? - Because.

I just wanna get these rewrapped for the kids.

- It's a Christmas cluster-eff over here. - Beth, help me hang this.

Hey, honey. I think this warhead's armed.

- The snowplow? - The keys were in the ignition,

Besides it being subzero out there,

Stevie. I'm coming, baby.

and a big, fat box of buckshot that I keep out in that truck.

I could see if anyone else has power on the way.

Your cousins get here any minute. Yeah, Roger?

That is not normal.

- Human shit. - For the last time, that was their dog!

You might have noticed that I don't have tons of friends.

You know, reindeer are actually a sustainable food source

And as soon as the weather breaks, we'll go find her.

- Beth? - Okay.

Help! Help! Help!

A shepherd has got to protect his flock.

Could be an elk or a goat.

Howard, that's Jordan.

She wants to face him. She's trying to help.

I would just be calmer if I knew how we were gonna survive Christmas with 12 people

Got to die sometime. Might as well enjoy it while we can.

Did you ever spend any time on the field, Tommy?

She is a goddamn nightmare. What were you thinking?

Your guess is as good as mine.

and help little old ladies across the street. Am I right?

They're just a little cranky 'cause the Steelers lost, so...

About time you got up. We've been waiting forever.

Those are hooves. Big ones too.

even the assholes you normally can't stand.

Seriously, what are we gonna do?

- Tom. - No, I got this. Hey, Mom...

You're so stinky. Okay, I'm gonna go change her. Let's go this way.

She says not to go.

You sure about that?

Okay. Okay, already. Come on, Linda. Let's do this. You're gonna help me?

We brought you a little taste of home, though, didn't we?

- Howard! - You bitch!

Well, it's Beth. She went to her boyfriend's earlier and she hasn't come back yet.

We got to get in there. We got to get in there and get her out.

- What's this all about? - It's nothing. Just...

I could have broken a hip out there.