Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, wh-what were you gonna do when the due date came?

But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club...

I need, like, a bunch of other actors too.

# Yeah, it makes me smile #

# And nothing gets me down #

Edie. William. You.

which means I accepted them, not you.

Do you remember that appointment? Do you remember what we said?

Stop being defined by what other people think of you...

Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly.

there's no way you're getting in that photo or back on the Cheerios... end of story.

- because I've always accepted you. - No.

was subjecting the little freaks to more humiliation and ridicule.

- Ahhhh! - # Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

It's without me or not at all.

That way, you get all the glory.

I have a job for you, Captain.

I could use a trusty lieutenant.

- It's not up to me. - You are giving up...

And aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals...

# Smile even though it's breaking #

Peter Geller... Glee Club second tenor, 1998.

Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Geller had a nervous breakdown.

- # Go ahead and jump # - # Hey, hey, yeah #

Look, I'm sorry. The guys were harassing me in the locker room about it.

- No. - Are you happy? Are you satisfied?

All right, this is so not fair, Sue.

- # At first when I see you cry # - # When I see you cry #

You know, her methods were wrong.

Frederickson's Funeral Parlor experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue...

and take that Glee Club photo with pride.

- Patches? - Patches.

You'll figure out what to do with the kids. You always do.

Mattress Land has a no-hassle financing of 12.9%...

with every one of your smiling faces.

Glee Club only started working after you joined.

Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me.

I practiced over 18 different poses for this shoot...

I wanna see a smile on every one of your faces.

Hey, Andrea, that "Sue's Corner"I just did...

It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit.

# Ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

"Gay Lesb All."

I wanna buy an ad and use it as the Glee Club photo spread.

I should be allowed to feel good about myself.