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I just need to get one of them to step up and become co captain.

- # Ba, ba, ba-da # - # Might as well jump #

My brother-in-law is shooting a commercial for his store.

# I go ahead and smile #

We have to present the appearance of positivity and optimism.

You got yourself a co captain. I'll do the picture with you.

# I've seen the toughest around #

because it always gets vandalized and...

I just heard that you got Glee Club's amateur status revoked over a mattress...

Those drinks are crap!

I, um... I totally forgot about sectionals.

Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club...

I loved you, Terri.

- # It makes me smile # - # Makes me smile #

So, how's the new captaincy going?

- It's really unsettling. - And totally unfair.

I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore...

# You got it tough #

# So you can have a little whine and a moan #

I'm gonna be in it and back on the squad...

# You'll find that life is still worthwhile #

- For $1,000. - What?

Uh, wa-wa... Okay.

that mattresses aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore.

Well, maybe you should let them use the captain they already elected.

Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself.

Well, I'm sure my Glee kids are gonna be excited too.

I can cry on demand. It's one of my many talents. I'm very versatile.

This is the 50th edition of the McKinley High School Thunderclap.

Whatever. As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.

You have my word on it.

All I want is just one day a year...

Hey, baby, which one of these ties goes better with my shirt?

- Pick up your shirt. - You're scaring me, Will.

# May be ever so near #

- and we don't wanna mess up messing it up. - Screw you, Karofsky!

Perform the lines as I wrote them.

I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad.

We are not rescheduling.

All right, let's vote up in this piece.