HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Do you think I have a potato head?
Now, I suggest you select the good-looking cheerleader... not the pregnant one...
Which Ken's kind of noticed...
I can't believe we're finally breaking into the biz.
I'm gonna drop 20 pounds by Friday, look smokin' hot for that photo...
It seems to me that if Figgins found out...
And then the doctor, he said it was a hysterical pregnancy...
Chipper up! Come on down to Mattress Land!
But I had to compromise to do it.
- Hey, guys. Mind if I join you? - Hmm.
Why would he do that?
I'm ready. I'll... do it myself.
# It makes me smile #
I'll lean over.
He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitler mustache and a rice paddy hat.
Please don't go! Please!
# You've got to roll with the punches #
You do. You'll...
in a macabre tableau that in four years would prove eerily prescient.
- to shake things up. - Great. Well...
- I'm sorry? - The Gay Lesbian Alliance.
after their full-page ad last year in the Thunderclap.
You know, Q. I'd forgotten...
and be down to a trim 210 for the wedding a week Saturday.
# Light up your face with gladness #
- This is crazy. - Amendment 63, seventh addendum.
You want me to put the Hitler mustache on your Glee Club picture...
it'll look like you have stomach rolls.
It won't happen again.
For a profit.
I'm really sorry I can't be there.
No credit? No problem.
Who says finding a mattress can't be fun?
- You're a disgrace. - That's not very nice, but neither is Sue.
It's a pregnancy pad.
# Smile though your heart is aching #
and the quarterback for the photo...
Mr. Schuester, I'm very sorry to interrupt.
- # When you first left me # - # I didn't know what to say #
It didn't start as a lie.
you've worked really hard to project an appearance of steely toughness.
You have indeed stepped in it.
His big ol' potato head.
- # What you do that for # - # What you do that for #
All right, you know this system's put in place to keep order around here.
We have that in common. And yes, it's true his hygiene could be a lot better.