Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# You'll find that life is still worthwhile #

Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will?

What's a patriotic wedgie?

I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was...

But we don't wanna go to sectionals without you.

Come on. We-We both know how he feels about our... relationship.

I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go... for the kids.

- I didn't even know this was going on. - Of course you didn't, William.

Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around...

You're like a young Sue Sylvester.

# Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

Here's what you missed last week. Emma and Ken are getting married, though she really likes Will.

You know what? This year's Thunderclap is gonna have a Glee Club photo...

You're really good.

I'll put you on full-time dry-cleaning duty...

and you are giving it to the Glee Club free of charge.

I don't think I wanna be a Cheerio after all.

- # Go ahead and jump # - # Jump #

I always elect to have a little work done.

swirlies, patriotic wedgies.

but I-I need...

And what if I were to just innocently murder you, Will?

at prices that won't break your pocketbook.

Because I've started standing up to you, trying to make this a relationship of equals?

I'm desperate. Glee Club needs you, Finn.

just how ruthless you really are.

# If you just smile #

Okay, guys, we're very excited to have you here.

Lice. Bedbugs. I looked it up online.

Today it just looks like you put lard in it.

Simply put, making us all celebrities.

Terri, have you seen my pocket square?

Let's do our camera face.

How do you think that makes me feel?

Wait. No. Don't. I can take a couple more pictures for you.

- # Yeah # - # Ba, ba, ba-da, da #

something I want to be remembered for.

whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not.

Wear the red one for the teacher photo and the green one for the Glee Club.