Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If we were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school...
Fine.
Am I asking for too much...
I've finally gotten Will Schuester and that Glee Club out of my hair.
But the kids weren't even paid.
- So... - But sectionals is a week from Saturday.
- No way. - Why not?
and I'm gonna teach you how to smile correctly for your photo.
where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
The whole world knows I'm just a consolation prize to you.
Hmm. I'm done playing the victim.
Is that what you would do?
No. No.
# You were kissing that girl next door #
I totally understand that as captain of the football team...
Invasive as the press may be, stars are dependent on them for their fame...
But he is absolutely full of compassion, and...
# Go ahead and jump #
- Good and bad. - You love the girl you met when you were 15.
That will buy you enough space for a photo of two members of the Glee Club...
Who said anything about getting a divorce?
Oh, yeah.
Kwanzaa's late December, Mercedes. The photo's this Thursday.
# Although a tear #
that not having to pose for a yearbook photo might be a blessing in disguise.
- Well, Glee kids don't get a photo. - What?
- in the Dumpster outside your apartment. - We'll give the mattresses back.
The season tickets to Cedar Point? We sold those on eBay.
When that cheerleading picture is taken for the yearbook...
# If you just #
# You'll find that life is still worthwhile #
"No professional activity of any kind will be tolerated...
"and payment for services rendered negates amateur status...
We've got near wholesale prices to fit your style and pocketbook.
Brittany, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
They don't let anyone or anything get to them.
# Ba, ba-da, da #