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I thought you sent me a message!
Awards day at school --
This isn't still about that fight
[ clicks ] [ music stops ]
You know, as of right now, you haven't done anything wrong.
Of lavender bath beads.
It's probably obvious, anyway.
From a guy who just sawed half his shoe off.
You forget what a handful kids are when they're little, huh?
It's the same as when you took him to the dodgers game
Into a pirate castle.
Trophy!
I mess with something he loves.
[ sighs ]
And I assumed it was about awards day and alex.
Ahh.
Let's see if she's here. Gloria?!
I am the dumbest person in the world
Awards day...
But they were overdue. Oh.
You're gonna bring it, right? Sure, honey.
Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.
Alex has her awards and --
Goodbye, gloria.
Swallow my pride
For being a good person, but today...
Oh, yes -- well, no, but, I mean,
You know what, gavin?
Hey! That was a quick lunch.
Muchas muchas gracias Andres
Oh, joe, look what you did.
I'm sorry about that.
It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Oh, you're just gonna make fun of me.
[ exhales deeply ]
Mm.
Oh. No! No.
[ cellphone rings ]
Since this stupid, horrible job is so important to you.
Oh. [ chuckles ]
I told her to stop calling me.
If we can fit her through the doorway.
Lily, did you spill purple paint on the floor?
I caused all this.
Which is why, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm probably gonna get fired,
Who never follows through on anything.
Oh, isn't it cute?