Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God hates a solo artist, / promise you

This is astonishing! This is a shul!

Well, you‘re a good priest.

That‘s the guy‘s problem. He‘s afraid to drive.

[Sobs] 3ot quite. Not quite.

— You wanna explain this? —Come here. — Did they change the rules?

A wise man once told me that no rabbi can save anyone.

I wanna talk. I‘ve got all these things on my mind. I wanna vent.

Thought maybe we could do dinner this week, you know, just you and me.

My parents had basically given up on children when / came along

J What you thinkin’J

You wanna bring a priest to your ﬁrst good date in two years?

[Clamoring Continues]

—Thursday. — Thursday night, 8:00 pm, dinner.

— [ Shouting] Shabbat shalom! — Thankyou, Mom.

Those aren‘t really questions about faith, those are questions about religion,

,‘ Please call me, baby,‘

is / think you should be honest with yourself..

You‘re such a wimp.

It‘s customary to sneak out after the communion.

Well, I appreciate what you did for us in the war.

— Hail... Mary, — Mary,

And ifyou can see yourselfbeing happy doing anything else, you should do that.

J Been living with nothing to show for itJ

J Do you wanna know,‘

Are you okay? Good.

— Let‘s get outta here. Let‘s go talk about it. — No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, I‘m sorry, Raphae. Just hang on one second here.

— That‘s not the point. — What’s the point then .7

— What ? — You know what? I—I need a cup ofcoffee.

But when you get back, we should deﬁnitely get together.

Deﬁnitely not Ernie‘s. Deﬁnitely not.

here‘s the thing,Jake.

The meal was so good. This was so good. Thankyou.

Hold on a second. I wanna tell you something. Listen.

just to see ifwe work?

Okay, think about who was the coolest woman you and I have ever known, ever.

Price is not important!

— Not even close. — What is the big deal? Why can‘t I know?

— Hey. — Hey.

Would you, um, like to come up fora nightcap?

— You wanna—— — I guess it‘s a good thing we‘re not going out then.

,‘ It’s too cold to be out wall

L ook at me. / ’m your friend and /’m telling you,

Shabbat Shalom!

Look at the city.

—Ow! —Wanna hear about the special knot in my tie?

,‘ Power to the people, y’all,‘

I couldn‘t do that for him.

[Whispering] Oh, yeah, baby.

You‘re my friend, and whatever else is going on,

I‘m not gonna bring your computer. You gotta rest, okay?

— Is that was this is gonna be? — You‘re my friend, and I wanna know how this works foryou.

The contractor wants to do a walk—through on Tuesday next week. Can you do that?

There are no paper towels.

-Hi. —Hey![Chuckling]

I know. It‘s deﬁnitely Manischewitz time.

— Those guys love you. — Hmm, they love me ‘cause I bust their balls.

J / feel completed like it’sJ

—Anna, areyou serious? — Mm—hmm.

— Oh, right. — Oh, God. Like, we go way back.

This is you and me, right? I thought we were supposed to be just having a good time.

all these feelings.

Our ﬁrst big idea was to turn this abandoned gay disco...

Women look at you even though they know you‘re a priest——

**[Whistling Resumes]

[All Chattering, Clamoring]

— [ Chuckling ] This I‘ve got to hear. — No, look,

How you doin‘?

Oh, God. What do I know?

You couldjust say, ” Hey,Jake,” and I could say, ” Hey, ‘T—Bone.‘”

,‘ Wherever you are,‘

and—and that affected me.

—What doyou mean? — No, I mean, she calledyou

You wanna get it, let‘s get it, but be with me when we get it.

which is not bad when you‘re starting out,

— Price is not important! — No, price is very important, actually.

Perfect. Middle Eastern. She can order in Arabic. Give her a chance to shine.

You never told me this. What, did anything happen between you?

I‘m the person to offer objective advice on this particular confession.

— Hey, what is that? — What ?

I feel likel should askyou for my penance.

to run the world and lead the exciting life.

Don‘t give up hope, okay?

Okay, let‘s get a few things straight here,]ake.

I‘m—I‘m stunned. I mean, I‘m—I‘m stunned. I‘m—I‘m paralyzed.

,‘ / don’t want you catchin’ your death ofcold,‘

— Hi. How areyou? — I‘m good. Howyou doing?

a priest and a rabbi in this day and age.

— Take it nice and easy. Win ‘em over slowly, okay? — Okay.

Okay? I don‘t usually do this,

Guys, I gottajust say this before we do this again...

approximating the level ofShabbat shalom—iness...

This isn‘t a talent contest. This is a rite of passage.

—Excuse me, I‘m looking for Ruth Schram. —Dr. Marks.

/ake said we were gonna be like those young cops who come on the force and shake things up——

Okay. Yes, you do. You suck.

Oh, he‘s late.

Uh, it‘s been about a minute and a halfsince my last drink.

— We got the money Why wait .7 — Okay, come in for a second.

Shabbat shalom, everyone.

You kno w? There ’s a certain expectation. / can’t go with my impulses. / have to——

having my heart broken or starting to doubt myself,

— B—Brian, uh—— Oh, Brian. — No, it‘s okay. Trust me. Trust me, trust me.

"Ein Keloheinu " It‘s ajoyous song.

— [ Gasps] Gotta go. Phil ?Gotta go. — [ Phone Clicks Off]

—I love thatl suck. — ”I love thatl suck.” Keep goin‘ with that.

You ’re probablystill at work. Not that important

—I love thatl suck. — Good! But own it. Say it: ”I love thatl suck!”

I think that would‘ve made me really happy in some weird way.

—I can take it. I‘m not scared. — I‘m sure——| know you‘re not. It‘sjustyou‘rea girl——

— It makes him very uncomfortable. — What‘s wrong with that?

sort ofa Fiddler on the Roof meets Lord ofthe Dance meets Buena Vista Social Club.

I thought you wanted me,

Oh, yeah ? Check this out.

Thanks, guys, for being so dutiful.

Faith is a feeling Faith is a hunch, really.

— You could bring your cell phone, be connected the whole time. — /’m always busy

Anyway, I thought he was in that.

But you put your trust in me.

I‘m completely committed to what I do.

— No, you‘re not. — [ Scoffs]