Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

— Doyou miss it ?Areyou tempted? — Nope. Nah.
See, she doesn‘t even know the difference between a hobby and a skill.
/ can ’t believe this. When— When did this—this happen .7
— No. — I don‘t get this.
And over the past few months,
— Mmm. — Yeah, when‘s that going down?
— Go on. — Can I talk to you... alone? Could I come over there?
that ifyou don‘t find a nice Jewish girl and settle down in the next six months...
I‘ve been violating it because I haven‘t been sharing my life with you.
Together. [Inhales Deeply]
[Speaking Spanish]
— This is the big kiss—off? — No. Foryou guys, I will make time.
Rabbi, rabbi—— [Continues, Indistinct]
We‘re still friends. Jesus, I hope we‘re still friends.
— Hello? — [Jake Over Phone] You suck! You can do it!
— I used to have a crush on Anna. — Really?
— [ Laughing] — Let‘s give ourselves a hand. —This is your place.
reconnecting with this part of myself that has been shut down for a long time.
— Oh, she told you. — Yeah, when she was crying on my shoulder.
Oh, she was beautiful. She looked like Carole Lombard.
How do you think it‘s goin‘?
and our other grandmother was an Irish nun who left me this bar,
You don‘t think he‘d understand?
No, I was kidding.
,‘ Turn me loose,‘
He calls early.
[Anna] Trust me, they’ll love you These guys are fascinated..
J ’Cause / ’ve been just waitin’J
Oh, hmm, what about Thursday night? I think they can do Thursday night.
- Now, are you gonna wearasuit or are you gonna go cas’ .7 —I don‘t know. I guess cas‘.
And you know what? You are never going to find the kind of relationship I know you want.
Yes, but this is everything you‘ve worked for, right?
Well, these are my movie girls, Roz and Chaya Lentz.
Bella Abzug showed up for a bris, but that was——
— [ Praying In Hebrew] — [jake] Feel the prana.
— Yes ! Yes. — Had sex ?
— Hey. Brian. — Flan ? — Yes, you have any question?
Yes, she was upset, but she was not angry.
That‘s right ! Get up ! Get those butts out ofthe chairs. Come on!
Excuse me, Rabbi, sorry to interrupt, but there‘s a question...
,‘ We do crazy things when we’re wounded,“
connecting us all together.
Anna, /don’t want you to go.
Listen to me. There‘s a reason whyyour brother isn‘t here.
—I got it. I got it. —| gotit. | gotit!
Notjust my feelings forjake,
/ don ’t kno w Maybe that’s not fair,
Now, give me somethin‘ I can work with, folks. Shabbat shalom!
You could‘ve guessed it would end up this way. You know yourself.
What kind ofa plan is that? You know how God works.
J My life goes along as it shouldJ
You know, shejust got back from interviewing Arafat.
It‘s notyourfault.
Oh. Are you okay?
Am I spiritually empty?
J Down that roadJ
Takes at least ten years to know yourselfwell enough to stop being a total idiot.
- Rabbi! — Hey! Holy—— Howyou doin‘?
Not quiteyet. Maybe soon, though.
It‘s notjust the board. It‘s your congregation,Jake.
You‘re my friend, and ifl askyou something, you‘ll answer honestly, right?
Over 70! Come on! All theyoungJews!
I know you love her. / love her too.
Is my son a good kisser?
— So we knew this getting into it. — You‘re right.
One time—— once, when I was reallyyoung, we had——
She was so happy, she cried
I assume your brother knows all about this.
Well, do what they do. Take lovers. I‘ve had more dates thanJake.
They‘re very intimidating. They‘re like the ” Kosher Nostra.”
You could go out with anyone you want to. Why did you hone in...
— Yup, that‘s about par for the evening. — [ Door Opens, Slams Shut]
— He‘s in that, right? — No, I don‘t think so. Well,we should go.
J / see in your hairJ
Shalom.
Great. That‘s great. So you‘re saying we‘re never gonna see you.
— This was too good. — Holy shit.
I‘m for simple.
This is why I love New York.
— It‘s our pleasure. — Where‘s the third Musketeer, Miss Reilly?
— Anna .7 — She‘s gone, buddy. Move!
Excuse me, but I think in light of recent revelations,
Bingo ! Two—week cruise for Greta! You‘re goin‘ to the Bahamas!
— You just made it worse. — I would say, that is no excuse for whatjust went on in there.
Brian ! Come on, let‘sjust talk about this. You don‘t drink.
No, no, no, no, no, you gotta stretch.
or ifl still love her—— which I do... very much.
Well, looks like I‘m goin‘ to Baghdad.
Thinkwe should say anything to Brian?
J ’Cause / ’ve been just waitin’J
where we quickly confronted the practical aspects of our jobs.
/ake, put on some water for tea, will you .7
Sir, you‘re leaving. Why——
There‘s nothing else that‘s worth anything against that. You know it.
What are you talking about? You‘re going to San Francisco...
— Right. — Thankyou.
and assume an eight percent |.R.R. and RV. it to present day.
Could be a scandal.
Look, I‘m sorry, I have to say this.
You know, I‘ll bet the Middle East is lovely this time ofyear, huh?
We have a chemistry together. I can‘t explain it.
,‘ L eff a trail behind;
Are you sure that that is the best thing... foryou?
I‘m so embarrassed, |——
— And you were right — About what ?
So you gotta come back at Him. Yougotta say, "Hey, hashem,
,‘ lfthis is lo ve we ’re crazy;
You think He‘sjust gonna drop a gift like that in your lap a second time around...
Oh, wait a minute! Listen to what you‘re saying.
— We werejust talking about Rachel. — Well, naturally.
— Good. You play. — [ Phone Ringing]
It‘s true, he‘s punishing me a little too much for it, but it was my fault.
he wanted to do something different with his life.
Yeah, good. Ijust mean it could get a little complicated.
She pressed me against the wall. She kissed me. [Sighs ]
— [Cheering] — Yeah, we were some trio.
— Get outta here with that. Is that real ? — Oh, yeah.
J Been living with nothing to show for itJ
Mom it was pecan pie!
that a Catholic priest had a crush on my secret girlfriend.
Um, that‘s... unexpected.
This is so impressive. Wow!
so maybe in the future, we don‘t have to do this whole name thing.
That‘s easy. Anna Reilly, eighth grade, no question.
— What ? What ? — Move, move!
/ was just thinking about you
—[Congregation Laughs] — God spares Lot and his family.
—No, that‘s the face she put on foryou. —I don‘t think so.
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J Give up the thing you lo veJJ
— Think she’s changed .7 — No, she still weighs 88 pounds and listens to ” Leafi' Garrett.
Don‘t move, okay? I‘ll be right over.
J How you’re sweet to meJ