Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I bet no one ever asks the Dalai Lama these questions.
No pain, no gain!
— Brian, I gotta go. I gotta go! — Yes, go!
You‘re a Sikh Catholic Muslim withjewish in—laws?
and I don‘t know why, but this time, I looked at it.
— [ L oud Thump] — Ow. No.
You don‘t understand.
— Did you come together? — No, no, no, no. Wejust——
I can‘t bear that I hurt you.
Don ’t you ever just wanna be free of that thing .7
God, I can‘t believe you did that. We agreed this was between us.
—You‘re makin‘ me so—— No. No. —]ust come up for a minute.
—Why? — ‘Cause his whole congregation is trying to set him up.
That‘s what I was trying to tell you.
— Yes, ABC Rachel Rose. —| thinkI could be in—laws with ABC Rachel Rose.
I‘m sorry that you found out about it this way. It sucks!
/mean, she didn’t, but--
Oh, Rabbijacob Schram? Oh, hello.
we got a lot to celebrate tonight, barring an interfaith rumble, at our opening.
[Yelling, Chattering]
I just wanna say one thing, and then I will go away.
I‘m in love with you.
— Okay. Thankyou. Thanks again. — Call me soon. Okay.
” How‘d you find out ?” Is that the best you can do? How do you think?
The three of us hanging together again. Ican‘t believe it.
—Well, this is me. —Okay.
—Oh, Brian. —I feel like I‘m on some bad new Aaron Spelling show,
you know, that magical cross between /onny Quest and Tatum O’Neal in Foxes.
I sent the invitations out yesterday. We‘ve got the karaoke machine.
Okay.
You need to ask yourself a simple question: Are you gonna do anything about it .7
God does not look favorably on it. He had a tendency to throw lightning bolts...
J No crisis arises J
— It‘s not that—— — [Cell Phone Ringing]
since the US. hockey team beat the Russians. [Giggling]
He just had that kind of aura about him. You took one look at this kid,
I think we should just keep it simple.
Mom,
[ Woman Over L oudspeaker] Passenger jud y Bilcoe, please pick up the white phone.
Listen, who‘s talking about feeling guilty?
to know that we‘re doing pretty well as a community,
— Slainte. — Slainte.
and unless my radar is completely on the blink, | thinkyou like me.
You‘re ridiculous.
/ thinl< /already l
Yourfaith is a huge part ofwhatl love aboutyou.
[Karate Yells]
— Really? —Yeah, I do.
And coming here tonight, on your Sunday evening,
Sorry?
get those things, and then feel a sneaking suspicion that you went after the wrong things...
— You‘re in love with her? — No one seems to have picked up on this. It‘s very strange.
J / just knowit You know that / want jesse ’s girlJ
which is a very long story.
and just like that, she was gone.
Say..."I love that I suck"
[Don ]J Ready to put my love on the line with youJ
Okay, with people actually enjoying services ? People showing up at all ?
—Yes. —Yes! Oh! Oh!
She grabbed me. It was in the alley behind my church.
I mean,you should‘vejust told me. You should‘vejust told me.
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[Chattering]
— Yeah. — He does .7
I don‘t doubt myself because ofyou.
— I would love to start up again, ifthat‘s all right with you. — I‘d be delighted.
Suck. This doesn‘t work.
— Thankyou all for coming. — Congratulations to everybody
I really am. To my work, to ministering to people.
This is a house ofworship! Do you know what my grandfather would do ifhe saw this?
— I love you too. — What ?
— How is Ethan? — He‘s great. Hejust got a promotion—— vice president.
— Who’s the girl .7 — That‘s Anna Reilly.
,‘ We do crazy things when we’re wounded,“
Sol decided to try Mr. Casanova here. By the way, his name is Howard.
J Ein Keloheinu J
Mmm ! Rachel Rose.
— Man, that is so cool. —I know.
You‘ve got more spirit in you than halfthe goofballs running around in robes out there.
— Yeah, yeah, we had a good talk. Sort ofworked it out. — That‘s good.
ptay before that first green beer and shrooms shot
But you‘ll be back. They all come back.
Anna used to call us "two Mic/<5 and a Yid "She was gonna make T—shirts.
Aw, no, man. Check this out God Squad in the house.
What matters is that I shouldn‘t have been afraid to discuss it with you.
[ Man In Film Yelling, Indistinct]
You can even sing along. Come on!
— Okay, I‘m just checking. — You guys have been talking?
and askyou to forgive me.
[Chuckling] and it‘sjust been reflected glow offyou andJake.
Ofcourse. Now, what about these kids?
Oh, do you, uh, do these tapes?
— [All Laugh] — How ‘bout you with the basketball?
I know myself. What does that mean?
J To make the noise that /J
Pretend you ’re a couple. What’s wrong with that .7 What are you, busy .7
— I have some things I have to tell you, and I feel bad. — Me too.
Jake, Bonnie Rose. I don‘t think you‘ve met my daughter, Rachel.
— Sure. — I‘m free on Thursday.
— Mom, he would be so happy to hear from you. — Please,Jake.
Jackie‘s got him on this regimen. He looks very trim and slim. He looks good.
You could‘ve had a fling with anybody,Jake. Why did you pull Anna into your bed?
— Punch me. You heard me. — Excuse me ?
She‘s good. She‘s actually here tonight.
JAnd he‘s always been a good friend ofmine J
I‘m a halfPunjabi Sikh, one—quarter Tamil separatist.
— Give me the 411. I want to know.]ob, girls, news. -Well--