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/ totally set myself up for this.
— and they‘re best friends. — Mmm.
— Why don‘t youjust have that thing implanted in your ear? — Oh, I‘ll be top on the list.
and that I‘d throw it all away to be with you,
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— No, it feels good. — Okay.
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— Can I just tell you ? —Thankyou.
—Jake ? No. — Feng shui.
I mean, is this you too? Doyou feel the same way?
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like Len‘s endless Howard Stern recountings.
I mean, you write your own sermons, right?
It‘s hard enough without binding yourselfto another total idiot.
— in some sense, kidding. — [ Laughs]
Oh, my. Wow, that‘s sexy.
JJ [Man Singing In Foreign Language]
— He writes beautiful sermons. —Thanks. Actually, I like to improvise a lot.
No, Tuesday‘s not good for me. I gotta mourn with the Schwartzes.
— Ready? Let‘s go. - Hang on one second. I‘m learnin‘ something here.
But sometimes, I wannajumpyou too. What can I say?
— Keep it simple. — That‘s my point. I‘m having fun.
Oh, ”Our Lady‘s Bedstraw.” The most poetic herb. [ Inhales]
— Hmm, Tuesday? — We have to punch up or punch out or something.
— You‘re in such good shape. Oh, yeah. —Areyou all right?
I stand before you...
Thursday—— that‘s fine. That‘s great.
No, I think now would be a good time.
—That‘s great. I didn‘t know. —Jake, what you don‘t know is a lot.
— What‘s up, Shabazz? — You give it up, Rabbi, or we gonna go through the motions?
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—You‘re drunk! — I‘m not drunk! I‘m Irish! I‘m Irish!
Mine are really bad, and I thinkl need to get it off——
No, no, I just doing comedy with you!
—I am in love with you,Jake. —Yeah, I loveyou too.
— [Line Ringing] — I‘m sorry, sir, there‘s no answer at her office.
Yes, I do. Ijust——
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I‘m having a great time. Let‘sjust have fun, okay?
Youjust won‘t say it because you‘re scared ofwhat it involves.
— Wow, that‘s the end ofan era. —I know.
So what ?So what .7 You know how much / care about her.
— Oh, as close as Ruth andJake. — Wow.
— Oh, it‘s funny. I was at the Met yesterday. — Again ?
— Where are you taking her? — I don‘t know.
That is so unfair.
[Laughing] Oh, God
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— Listen to me. — What ?
,‘ You’ve got the kind oflovin’ that can be so smooth, yeah,‘
Friends don‘t lie to each other and set each other up to be humiliated like that.
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— Why is it between you and me? — Because I love her.
fall down on the floor,
I want to French—kiss them just to suck the smoke out oftheir lungs, okay?
Actually, I download them offthe net. There‘s this great service.
I should‘ve never had that sex talk with you on the bridge that day.
— Hey, this is a great place. This is really nice. — Mylair.
— That wasn‘t the problem. The problem was here. —What? Bad skin?
—Tradition is not old habit. No, it‘s comforting to people. —All right, I‘m——
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— Hi. Right on time. I like that in a rabbi. - Hi.
— full of... somethin‘. — full ofsomethin‘.
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—Well, not ifyou‘re Kurdish. — Hmm.
You two should get together.
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Sorry, it‘s the truth ! She‘s a woman! She‘s not the Virgin Mary!
You shouldn ’t be embarrassed if it’s feng shui
— Now you‘re makin‘ me think about this. — No, relax. You‘ll do great.
I gotta quit playin‘ guys from Jewish Theological Seminary. It really lowers the bar.
then you say, ”Thankyou, Don.”
Ethan married a Catholic girl, and that did not go over well.
/ just try new things sometimes. / don ’t wanna talk about it / get embarrassed
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What do you think ? We‘re buying a turkey. No, we‘re seeing a movie.
—I mean, we‘re both listed. — Finn before Schram, okay?
— Well, that explains a lot. — Yeah, I mean, you see why tonight is notjust a date.
to risk losing everything that‘s important to me...
I thankyou forlistening to me.
You‘re not gonna tell me what to do here, are you?
Oh. Is that bad or good?
Ma‘am, you in the back. Yes,you. Come on!
God relies on us to take care of each other.
Well, exactly. So why throw it away?
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Ifshe had kissed me back,
— We can‘t fight it. It‘s too strong. It‘s okay. — What ?
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‘Cause she‘s comin‘ to New York for work and wanted to get together with us.
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So, this morning, I‘ve decided to bring in a little outside help.
— I don‘t know, I‘m sorry. — I was dreaming about my mother‘s sausages.
[Crying]
But the fact is that we have to work it out together, between me and her.
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on the first woman I‘ve ever had any real romantic feeling for?
you‘ve shared your lives with me.
— Oh. No, no, no. — My God. Get——
I have to call Don. I‘ll do itwhen I get home.
It‘s foryou. Who‘s calling at this hour ? This is barbaric.
I, um——
Oh, I don‘t know. I—— I thought you‘d be excited.