Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get ready to say your prayers, my friends, ‘cause I am in no mood today.

So, what‘d you wear?

J From your life nowJ

Idon‘t want to listen to any ofyou !

All right, that‘s why I‘m here! That‘s why I wanted to apologize ifyou‘d let me talk.

[Gasps] Harder.

— Brian? —What?

— Ifonlyyou wereJewish. — Yeah, well, nobody‘s perfect.

I would‘ve given it all up.

The cu—— the cute one?

I‘m in love withjake.

—Well, I—- — No, no, it makes total sense.

I‘m very sorryl didn‘t get to see you two together.

let‘sjust take it from the top.

— I suck. They‘re gonna take away myyarmulke. — No, no, no. You don‘t suck.

you know, in the barn with Maggie.

Idon‘t have relationships. Idon‘t have time for relationships.

— Do you fantasize? — I have dreams sometimes, but not really.

And for a while now, you ’ve let me be your guide.

— You look perfect. — Thankyou. You ready for this, Rabbi?

— Yeah, but it really—— It seems to—— — It goes together well.

/ ’ve been waiting my whole life for someone like you, and /’m not gonna let you go.

— Rabbi Lewis? — Yeah.

— It‘s not kosher, Rabbi Lewis! — Larry, what does that mean?

Ernie‘s been around since we were kids. You might as well take her to Houlihan‘s.

|—|—— But, seriously, what is the story ofSodom and Gomorrah really about?

I love you. That‘s what you‘re trying to say,

[Sighs, Clears Throat] How‘s your mother?

Can I interrupt, or is three a crowd here?

I mean, I brought in the band.

— I‘m very happy. — Hmm.

and cry to me——

— Great place to meet chicks. — Totally.

— Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. — No, you listen to me.

Come on. A priest and a rabbi? I think I‘ve heard this one.

/ can ’t hear you up there I Sing it out! Come on!

you know, "The God Squad "

J / feel it could be thereJ

with much authority, wouldn‘t you say?

—You think Len was a Ritalin child? — He still is.

— Yassir? — /nArabic.

/ think he gave it some serious thought, but in the end decided..

Wednesday night, you have a due diligence call at 7:00 and a dinner at 8:00.

Are the Dallas Stars good?

,‘ Everyone ’5 been insane,‘

I quit smoking two years ago. When people smoke in front ofme...

— You know ? — Very true.

— What are you, in the eighth grade still? — That‘s a legitimate question.

No, you are in love with me, youjerk.

You're drunk... I'M IRISH! THIS IS MILK TO ME!

— Navy blue pinstripe suit. — I can picture that—— tasteful, yet with a quiet power.

Hello? What‘s going on? Anna?

— Brian. Let me talk to you. — I picked the wrong gig. I can‘t believe it.

— [ Sobbing] — Well, then disasterstrucl

— You got it. — What ? She called you?

— I‘ve gotta go. Really gotta go. —All right, all right. Hi.

I don‘t know what to say.

Before we get started, I want you all to do me a favor.

even ifall ofyou failed my pop quiz miserably.

It‘s not your ideas. Your ideas are very good.

Icouldn‘t follow it. She like this very high—powered business, you know——

— Oh, no, not the Shapiro girl again, please. — Why? She was a looker.

- It is? —Yeah.

It‘s the vows, isn‘t it?

—I knew it. In the back of my head was this voice... — No.

— Anna and I and Father Brian—— as children, we used to play. — Isn’t that nice .7

saying, ” Don‘t go here. She‘s——”

— Yes, good luck to both ofyou. — Thankyou.

All right, I‘ll make the call, but cancel the dinner. I have a class.

that‘s all, and it‘s almost impossible with me.

I don‘t even know where to begin, Brian.

— [Continues] — Okay, good. I‘ll see you next week. Hello?

— Kabbalah. You? — Kickboxing.

— Oh, listen. — Yeah .7

— That‘s—— — I kinda knew itwas coming. Who else they gonna give it to?

It‘s hard to see your son... as a man.

Good. Just run one more scenario,

—I talked McDonald‘s out ofthe ” McOyster.” — A grateful nation thanks you.

[Congregation Chuckles]

He‘s the president ofthe synagogue, and his wife.

JAbout a hopeless romanticJ

You better not lie in here. This is the big room.

I have something simple that I‘d like to discuss with you.

that you keep making again and again and again.

I‘m saying we have totally different priorities. Look at your life.

we‘re different in so many ways that have nothing to do with whetheryou‘rejewish.

the Audio 2000.

Trust me. What‘s going on here? What‘s this really about?

Okay, my mom was the only person in the room...

You shouldn ’t be embarrassed A lot of people take aikido.

Can you come over? Please ?

Yeah. Oh,yeah. Well, I wouldn‘t trust anybody else to get ‘em right.

but you‘re scared because it‘s me, so I‘m gonna say it ﬁrst.

,‘ / admit that / ain’t no angel,‘

Okay, wait a second. Are we gonna have the sex talk?

But you have to have some patience for the fact..

where I just crave contact.

No, I mean really. My mother‘s ﬁrm does all my P.R.

— ‘Cause you don‘t—— — It‘s like the end of WestSide Story It warms your heart.

Foryears, I have listened to you talk about...

Let‘sjust hold hands and breathe, hmm?

— [ Brian] RememberAram Salaam? —[]ake] Mm—hmm.

Anna wants me to take her to this ofﬁce party... deal. I don‘t know what it is.

I made a mistake.

You know where to ﬁnd me. Call me, okay? Bye.

Yeah, I got a blonde in the back. [Blows Raspberry]

Okay, um, all right.

— Yeah. —Yeah. Good.

You do love her, don‘t you ?

are tied in to my feelings forjake.

need it, need it, got it, got it,

— He‘s got a very hot prospect. - Oh ? Who?

—You‘re drunk. — I‘m not drunk.

— It‘s in such good condition. This is like—— —Yeah, it‘s mint. Had to get it.

[Laughing] No, no,just doing comedy with you.

But soon after, the Russians invaded Czechoslovakia,

- 1,300? — Final offer.

J /’m through with waitin’J

— Believe me. — But good though, right?

Well, I‘m still on West Coast time. It‘s only 8:00 my time. Let‘s go do something.

[Anna] It’s like a fairy tale, those ﬁo wers framing you

I got this beautiful garden. I‘ve reconnected with this great old friend.