Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not an easy idea to sell to some of the higher—ups,

I like the little ”mysterioso” quality. It‘s very sexy, turns me on.

J Like it’s somethin’ / neededJ

What did you expect? Did you think she wasjust gonna, like,

—,;‘ [Country] — Answer me honestly.

— Stay focused. Okay. Okay. — I‘m with you, man. Okay.

— We‘ve been together since] uly. —Ju|y.

We were gonna shove ’em a little if we had to.

JJ [ Whistling Resumes]

Oh, I used to take kickboxing, but I found it too high—impact.

— Nope. — Line dancing?

— What ? — Give me that, give me that! I can‘t believe you.

Ifl have to stay here for two days, I‘ll give them whatever the hell I had.

— Rain check though. — Yeah, deﬁnitely. Deﬁnitely.

Oh, you‘re amazing.

— ‘cause he had diplomatic immunity. — [All Laugh]

That‘s not the problem, and you know it.

J / feel it could be thereJ

—Yes? —Oh!You win. She putjogging as a skill.

—Jjesse’sgirlJJ — Howyou guys doing ? I‘m Don.

— Okay, what ? — Ifwe were actually going out, I‘d be very pissed at you now.

— How is that possible? —What speciﬁcally?

-Oh? — I‘m gonna letyou guys have itfor 1,300.

I had an impulse to call you last night and didn‘t ‘cause I thought itwould be too late.

[Clears Throat]

Oh, um, don‘t ask. It‘s—It‘s—It‘s not a good story.

Not really. Flirtations, little moments.

— Yes, you are. — No, we‘re not.

Hey, what if you guys came with me?

— Are you some kind ofwuss? J Little wuss, little wuss J — No, I‘m not a wuss—— All right.

I was faxed one oftheir daughters‘ resumes this morning.

Can—— [Giggles]

Whyl could—— Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Together] J Ready to put my love on the line J

— Thankyou. — You‘re welcome.

but I‘m not as excited as I am aboutyou and me.

— Really? — So, how‘d it go?

I know. You know, I think whoever said it, it was really true.

Okay, you do that.

Your old lady got fed up because you‘re out here chasing the skirt...

because it makes you feel like a Marine.

But before they were a priest and a rabbi, they both knew this girl.

I feel like the best version of myselfaround you, and that makes me doubt everything else.

[ Man In Film Continues Yelling]

I keeps everybody—— myselfincluded—— on their toes.

[ A nna ] Hey, remember our shoplifting club .7

— But there it is. — Yeah. There what is? Come on, come on, man.

I really would, butl don‘t know where I‘m going yet.

You kno w, we were gonna bring our religions into the 2 [st century any way we could

Hold that thought.

Anna is very special, okay? She‘s not like other girls.

or because I‘m Rabbijake.

With your loose, improvisational style, speciﬁcally.

Uh, Debbie, this isJake. Jake, vice versa.

— Lentzes. — Lentzes. - Hi.

— Hello? — Brian ?[Snifﬁing]

— I mean,you gotta go to Baghdad. I mean, so—— — Yeah. Yeah.

— Okay. — Well, you don‘t.

God isa lotlike Blanche DuBois.

I am sorry—— I‘m very sorry—— that I put too little faith in you.

—Well, my mom does all my PR. —I know what you mean. Mine too.

— No, suit. — No, suit. Deﬁnitely suit.

I‘d like to talk toyou. Am I on speakerphone?

[jake’s Mother] Good for you, Anna. Oh, /’m so proud of you

that / think we can hit

JAnd she‘s watching him with those eyes J

- [Continues Screaming] - [Baby Continues Crying]

— So are we. - Hi, Rabbi.

— Oh, no, no, we need the discs for the karaoke. — What ?

I want to push people to grow and expand. Otherwise, what are we doing?

—Is that okay? —Yeah, that‘s okay. It‘s more than okay.

,‘ Please call me, baby;

J Kept so quietJ

You know what my life is like,

You take Tae—bo?

— That was very simple and direct. — Thankyou.

— So, have you talked to her? — No, no.

,‘ just turn it up,‘

J / got a joke /’ve beenJ

— Mom—— — It‘s true.

[ Brian] Hey, it‘s me. Are you there?

I‘ve been feeling all ofthese feelings lately.

— Look who‘s here. Look who‘s here! — Hey! Hey!

— Okay, go. — [ Sighs]

— Are you serious? —Tota|ly. It‘s——

— What‘s a good place? — Delphini‘s, deﬁnitely Delphini‘s.

[Scofﬁng] Yeah.

Okay, okay. It‘s okay. Take a break. Take a break.

[ Congregation Murmuring]

So there‘s this priest and this rabbi,

— I don‘t hearyou breathing. — I don‘t breathe audibly, butI breathe.

— Why? I don‘t understand that. — Because I‘m a rabbi!

and I moved to the United States.

But it‘s a problem foryou because you assume all people in your life can‘t deal with that.

so we may know them by their limping.

It‘s my God—given right to check. What about that Shapiro girl?

— Yes, yes. Yes. — With women ?

— No. Are you crazy? —[Whimpering]

God, don‘t mess with me like that.

I would love to, Ijust have—— I gotta——| have a friend at home.

You can‘tjust write her offlike one ofyour dates. I won‘t let you do it.

This could take a while,Jake. Go home.

— I told you that. She knew that. — Did not!