Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, Brian, I can‘t! [Panting]
You wanna give me some special business terms sol sound like I know what I‘m talking about?
J You get what you get when you go for itJ
Me too. I mean, I gotta talk to the Big Guy.
J Dying to tell youJ
— No, it‘s not a—— whatever. — J jesse is a friendJ
You‘re a man,Jake, a good man. I did a goodjob with you.
— You ought to try it. — Yeah, I need that high impact though.
0h, get out L et me see that Ali Decker.
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— This is the last ofthe series. — I know. You‘ve been talking about this card for I 5 years.
Okay, yes. Yes, I am. I‘m in a very good mood.
Ooh, baby, no. We gotta save room for dessert.
— Oh, Rabbi, you‘re so wonderful. You know my daughter, Hillary. — Mom, don‘t embarrass me. Hi.
Mostly horrible with a few brief moments ofexcruciating agony,
- Riff. — Oh. No, not really.
You know ? I mean, don‘t you want someone to share it with?
She asks me for a bite. I give her a bite.
— Hey, Anna ? — I thought I got the Tony Robbins hot line by mistake.
Rabbi Lewis. Anna, this is Rabbi Lewis. Rabbi Lewis——
but it‘s like when people quit smoking, and the first year is tough,
— Brian, thankyou! Thanks! — What happened to free will? The power ofhuman agency?
Well, with guided meditation, specifically.
He‘s always relied on the kindness ofstrangers.
It might be hard foryou to accept, but the fact you‘re notjewish...
—Why? — It‘s a little bit too much. Whoa!
That‘s not true.
— You okay? — Yep. No. Go.
— Amen. — Amen.
J That change would do me rightJ
— Yeah, workin‘ for the—— That‘s a full—time thing. — That’s a boss.
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— Wow. I mean, — /know It’s——
No, I‘m definitely, definitely still mad.
Ethan andJackie took me to see her mom‘s new play, and itwas hilarious.
J For you to arrest the devilJ
And so tonight,
— ‘Cause I‘d go with a 15 percent at least. — Hmm, stick with the Torah.
Okay, do you wanna share anything?
— I wanna talk to you about this. — I thinkyou should rest.
No, look. I‘ve heard all ofthose,
— It‘s called www.hotgod.com. — Really?
— Okay. Good night. — Okay.
I‘m looking for my old friend, Rabbijacob Schram, and there he is.
— I‘ll keep it alive. —That‘s right.
J For this heartJ
No, wait You know what .7 / remember exactly how we met,
How nice. I gotta hear this from you.
Well, you know, people don’t talk that much about a calling anymore,
— Okay, I‘ll do that. Okay. — I‘m officially going now. Okay.
— That‘s why they‘re fighting? — No, no, they‘re not fighting. They‘re not talking.
— What movie are you seeing? — We‘re gonna see the |MAX—— — Andy Garcia.
— This is big. Guess who called me. —Who?
One: | likeyou a lot,
No, I know. I thinkthat tequila shot made me a little giddy.
— She‘s really beautiful. — She‘s great too.
what do you do with that victory energy at the end ofthe day?
Anna——
and your a verage se ven th —grade girl’s attentions can be pretty tickle.
— I would love to. It‘s a date. — Okay. Okay, all right.
I don‘t think I‘d be sitting here right now.
This is my buddy, Anna. These are people—— This is Larry Friedman.
— /’ve been acting like an idiot — So what are you saying,Jake?
Well, I‘ve heard so much about you, I had to come and see for myself.
Thankyou. I‘m gonna miss you guys.
— I just thinkthat she‘s leaving next week. — Brian, I know!
— She‘s very disappointed not to connect up with you. —I know, I‘m sorry.
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—Oh, oh! —[Screaming] Oh !]esus!
And now something has happened, and I can‘t keep it from you anymore. I feel bad.
— Should we go somewhere and talk about this? — No, no, no, no.
The truth is, you can never tell yourself ..
— What happened? — Your mother collapsed.
/ake and / used to talk about how we needed to kick the dust off our faiths,
I‘d like to talk about something a little more personal.
Yes, it is. Are you speaking abstractly or specifically?
—Well, thanks. — You‘re welcome.
You guys stay and talk.
about what you said in the seminary about how the life ofa priest is hard.
—Terrific. — I came running right over.
This is my daughter, Ruthie. She ’s in college. She ’s gonna be a physiotherapist
— Oh, Len. — You know you can.
— An absence ofsomething. — Ofthe cell phone.
I am in love with a rabbi.
— atliars! — All right, how‘d you find out?
— All ofthese people are members ofthe congregation. — Got it.
— No, you‘re a world—beater. What are you talking about? — I‘m a workaholic.
— Can I askyou a question? — Mm—hmm.
[Crowd Murmuring]
— Remember Elan Portnoy? — [ Brian] Yeah, he was always complaining.
the chairs are all set up the way we want ‘em.
Larry, Ellen, what the—— What are you doing here?
It‘sjust, tonight, I really didn‘t wanna be one.
I‘ve been a priest over 40 years,
J Somethin’ / neededJ
— You know ? — I‘m telling you,you can. I want you to.
Sit back. Relax.
You better start gettin‘ out there more.
— What‘s going on here? —Yourjig is so up.