Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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But New York is an island.
No, but you’re still gonna get a spankin’.
But I‘m dealing with it because I‘m overwhelmed by this feeling I have foryou.
Don‘t look at me in that tone ofvoice.
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because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.
— I doubt anything interesting will be going on. — Trust me.
it‘s a long story, and I know you‘re very——| know you‘re very busy,
— No, that’s whatshe said That’s—— — Ridiculous.
No, no, no, come on, I wanna go. The place closes in 20 minutes.
You‘ve, uh——
— You know, shejust moved to network prime time. — Look at that! A live feed!
— [Congregation Laughing] —I know. I know!
This happens in all cultures. It‘s about you being 13 years old.
You cannot take Rachel Rose to Ernie ’s.
[ Phone Line Ringing]
Uh, |—— I just can‘t do that. I got a thing.
— Is everything okay here? — Yeah, all good things.
and it’s very important to understand the difference between religion and faith.
— No, you didn‘t. No, you didn‘t. — Mm—hmm. /——
— ”Oh, my God, are there nuts in this ?” — So what ?
Yeah, he‘s stuck in the Hamptons, but he‘s checking in.
God is challenging you He ’5 callin ’ you a chump.
I don‘t think so.
and I got a little piece ofass last night, so I‘m feeling extra generous.
—Good night. —Good night.
— /fyou’re not one of them, leave me alone. — [ Ans wering Machine Beeps]
— Hi,Jake. -Oh, hi.
you walk away from it over a few very minor complications.
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and, trust me, you have not heard this one, okay?
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No, I‘ll be right there. Okay.
Don‘t worry about it. What—What‘s going on ?What‘s wrong?
I don‘t blame you.
You know, as a woman, on your own, trying to make your mark,
‘Cause I can‘t see you. I‘m like looking at a reflection at myself.
No, I‘mjust saying that I want to meet somebody in a spontaneous, casual manner,
Debbie, Debbie, Deb—— What ?
”Sexual perversion.” Steve Posner‘s watchin‘ a little too much Spice Channel.
Oh, uh——
and wejust clicked very unexpectedly, but——
How about, ”I‘ve been waiting for someone like you my whole life,
What a shaineh maidel you are. Look at this.
I suppose you have your speech all prepared.
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Keep me company?
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We have aJake Schram here for Anna Reilly.
— [Shouting] Shabbat shalom! — All right! Now we‘re ready to daven!
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— [ Conveyor Starts ] — Whoa ! —]ake Schram.
Good night, Paulie.
— To Anna. — [ Together] Hear, hear.
JJ [ Continuing In Hebrew With Gospel Beat]
It’s a very simple situation. You ’re in love with her, she’s in love with you,
When you look at me, when you look at my life, do you say to yourself,
Well, I had a great time. Thankyou. It was wonderful.
has been trying to get you to take her daughter out for months?
Iwill.
— Everything‘s gonna be fine. I‘ve dealtwith it. — Dealt with what, with how?
— I would—— It‘s not gonna—— — You are makin‘ me crazy, Rabbi.
So, have you ever?
—It was beaded by the mentally retarded. —Oh, really?
Mom, he never called in fat. Come on, give the guy a break.
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Trust me, you have no idea the nightmare I‘m in for now.
— [ Continues Screaming] — [ Baby Continues Crying]
and / let him in on the Catholic mysteries.
unless you accept that it‘s a choice...
Brian, I‘m in love with her! Okay?
and that, where the important things are concerned, you‘re still a total idiot.
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About everything. About us, about me—— especially about me.
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His father and his brother Ethan both tried to convince him to join them at the family firm.
— He was always smoking pot. — [All Laugh]
— You‘rejoking. — No, it‘s the truth. Had to call in fat.
That‘s the Rabbi Schlomo Schneerson rookie card.
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there is only one thing you could be.
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And those who don‘t love us——
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I don‘t mean spirit. I know I‘m fun to hang out with.
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,‘ When they leave they’re so hard to find;
I‘m not gonna tell you what I wore on my date. Why should I do that?
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Please don‘t spoil this, hmm? I got you. I‘m proud ofyou.
Chabot Shalom! Thank you, Mom
Listen, I—I‘ve been thinking about stuff, and—and—and Ijust want you to know I‘m sorry.
I‘m afraid I can‘t do that, sir.
— It‘s okay. — It‘s not okay.
— They‘re getting very irritable. — No, it‘sjust this thing.
Rabbi Schram.
[Groaning] Okay, that‘s enough.
— Brian, you don‘t understand. — Right now, for the first time, I feel jealous ofjake.
— Thanks, men. — Yeah, there‘s something about you, I don‘t know, tonight.
- 1,300? — Final offer.
Four stars, New York Times. Definitely Delphini‘s. Need a reservation.
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— Tom Brokaw—— he stands up when he reads the news. — The whole time?
— [ Beeps] — I didn‘t understand the terms. Ijust said okay.
so she took these little ones and left you.
Oh, yes. It always is. Everybody thinks their story is the one with the twist.
Hmm ? Working hard?
True New Yorkers understand that people living anywhere else must be,