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Happy Birthday from Don Rhymes with Flan

—I need body count at the temple. —]ust relax. It‘ll be ﬁne.

No more ofthis ”woman behind the man” shit.

Okay, shut up, Rain Man, seriously. Enough, all right?

— Really ? Soon? —Yeah. Mm—hmm.

—Jake, I‘m at P.M.K. We got her special correspondent. — Oh. Great.

— Yeah, obviously, anything. — It‘s personal, so——

What a mess. I‘m sorry.

[Snifﬁes] I‘m so sorry.

Listen to me. This dog is a codependent little puppy.

the Seven Deadly Sins?

I know, I know, I know. You like to shake things up,

But, look, not to rain on your parade. I had to go say good—bye to Anna.

— Okay. — Okay. Great, well, nice to see you, Bonnie.

It‘s a little more comp—— it‘s a little more complicated than that.

— Did you at least try to deny it? — Come on,Jake, she knew

— [ Sighs] — So, do you write your own reports, or how does that work?

Halfthe men I know are completely unworthy of the opportunities they‘ve had.

— Not this three. — [ Sighs]

J There’s always somethin’so tragicJ

Yeah, but Ben, come on. I mean, it was working!

That‘s me—— chic, but with a quiet power.

— [ Ringing] — [Chattering]

— The doctor said two days,just rest. — Two days ? Get outta here.

may God turn their hearts.

— There‘s a reason that pandas don‘t mate in captivity. — What does that mean?

With stand—up comedy sermons, speciﬁcally.

God, talk about a bad case ofthe third wheel.

My sister‘s married ajewish doctor from Newjersey,

Will you now please turn to page 508 for "Ein Keloheinu" ?

Hey, hey! Hey, A.D.D. boy! Right here!

— I‘ll be ready in a second. —A lot ofspace.

I envy him, ‘cause this would be so easyifl was him.

— Come on, let‘s go. Yeah, come on. — Right now? Okay.

— Thanks. I really earned my stripes with that piece. — Hmm.

You know, I was crying too. We had a very nice talk about it, to be honest.

[ Brian Narrating] We all met in the sixth grade at P5. 84 right here in Manhattan.

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— [All Laughing] —Sicko, sicko.

— Right. We‘ve been trying—— — Yeah, she told me that she called you.

‘cause you‘re so smart, funny, cute and yada—yada, and you know it.

to connect with that feeling—— that is an act offaith.

— Are you sure you don‘t want to talk about this? — Yes, I don‘t!

[Brian] Oh, yeah. You had to steal something to be a member.

— Ifyou‘re gonna deal with this, you better do it soon. — What do you want me to do?

— Come on, for a minute! —I can‘t!

What could possibly be holding you back at this point?

,‘ /s the way things used to be,‘

Come on, bring it. Nice.

—Areyou kidding me? Areyou kidding me? — No. No.

— Although she‘s no Rachel Rose. — I know, but they could contribute to the senior center.

I wanted to say that I thinkl handled things really badly and I‘m sorry.

You thinkyou‘re sorry now. Wait till you realize I went out that door...

— Yeah. — And she‘s very adult.

— Oh, we are. — Okay. Then there only one model foryou:

She‘s leaving tonight, which I know you know and don‘t wanna talk about.

— Booze, schmooze and cruise, dude. - Ah !

— Oh, hey, speaking ofouryouth, | forgot to tell you something. — What ?

Get across the street That’s right, go I Go, go I Go forth and prosper!

Whoa, whoops! Toll booth.

—Anna? —Hmm?

or if / took you for granted, / am so sorry

a world where boundaries and deﬁnitions...

You have a gift, and you know it.

There‘s a reason you gotta do your haftorah at this age. It‘s a challenge.

You don‘t have to say anything, okay ?Just listen to me.

[Speaking In Spanish]

All right, now over to you. Anybody new in your life I should know about?

No. I‘m in love with her.

— No, not bad skin. — What ?

— Are we clear about that,]ake? — Yes.

Yes, by the end ofthe day, Phil.

[Sighing] July.

— Yeah ! Yeah. Totally out ofthe blue. — Anna Reilly called you? Why?

and you knew he could do anything he wanted with his life.

— See ? They should listen to you. — You‘re the best, you know that?

You know? Like, I wanna touch someone and be touched.

JAndhesitatin’J

Make your own decisions about what‘s important to you.

—So you—— you do write your own sermons. —Yeah.

— /don’t know Why don’t you .7 — Because I can‘t alienate these women.

Well, anyway, we reconnected a couple months ago, this was,

We‘ve all known each other since we were kids, ‘cause we grew up together.

The truth is, I don‘t really learn that much about your faith by asking questions like that.

So, this is a rectory. It sounds like a dirty word—— ”rectory.”

You ’re incredible. /’ve been wanting to do that since you walked off that airplane.

Uh, could we get offthe phone, maybe?

[Praying In Hebrew]

— Excuse me, sir, may/ help you .7 — Yeah, hey. T—Bone, I gotta go see Anna.

It deﬁnes me completely as a person, and it fulﬁlls me.

Thanks, I had a wonderful time. See you in shul !

— That pass is good for one hour. — Okay. Thankyou.

What are you saying?

I wonder why she called you.

J But lately something changed that ain ’t hard to deﬁneJ

and it never works because the women always fall in love with you,

take it on the chin foryou, after the way you treated her?

— It‘s ﬁne. Fire away. — Really?

Oh, that‘s wonderful.

But you have to appreciate a lot of people come here for a sense ofcontinuity.

Hey, come on, admit it You’re excited This is gonna be great

you are making this too complicated

Uh—uh—uh. It‘s set to vibrate.

[Giggles] Now that would have been impulsive.

I mean, things are really strange between us now.

— [Debbie] What’s he doing .7 — I don‘t know.

Very good. ”Talmudic.” Where‘d you learn that?

People, it was a popular ﬁlm with Brad Pitt. You have the ultimate Cliff Note.

[ Bo y Speaking Span/sh ]

Hey, Anna, come here, we‘re doing shots. Just gotta borrow her for one second.

You cannot make a real commitment...

—I know you‘re probably still mad at me. —Probably?

JJesse got himselfa girl and I want to make her mine J

— You‘re in a very good mood. — I‘m usually in a good mood.

- Hi. — Wow, you‘re really gonna run an eight percent |.R.R.?

I know, okay? All right? I mean——