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It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ringtone.
- Hey, Sue! - Hi, honey!
- Hey. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, this is amazing. - Hi.
- Wh-Wh-What? - That's completely unfair.
# Oh, dancing with myself #
will find a female version of"Defying Gravity" much more accessible.
I almost got in at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
I know this is gonna be hard on you, Rachel...
It was about camaraderie and supporting each other.
I hit it... the high "F."
I got something for you.
Bottles, diapers... That kind of thing, I guess.
But Artie understands. Don't you, Artie?
They're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force...
Oh. Well, that's not a big deal. I get that all the time.
- Yes. - All right.
# Defying gravity #
- It's just a fact. - No, Sue.
Sell your Xbox. Rob a bank.
No.
Why?
Careful. Respect the chair.
You are your mother.
So if I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout...
Well, my students won't stand for it.
I pretended to have one in sixth grade because...
# Kiss me good-bye #
Look. When I was in the Glee Club...
Of-Of course. It-It's cool.
I don't like this, Sue.
or they're gonna go to a collection agency.
- You're off the Cheerios. - And everyone thinks that Finn's the father.
See, when I was in Glee Club and we needed new silk cummerbunds for regionals...
Well, at least you don't have to worry about me getting someone pregnant.
The key to a double turn is to just go for it.
I would never try to push people away...
# And you won't bring me down #
I think school's for suckers.
Another doctor bill came to my parents' house last night, Finn.
Also, Kurt told everybody he's gay, including his dad, who was actually cool about it.
All right, guys.