Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You -- How you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet?

I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you.

Come on, Morty, for [bleep] sake.

Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together.

SHE'S PUFFY !?!??

If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm.

And you've been great. Yeah.

I-I hate this! I hate all of this!

No, because I've seen your videos,

to just let loose, you know?

We? Uh, this is Shane.

Tenuousflea be like:

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey!

It can only help.

and look at wet eggs, you know? Can we just go?

Did she have fun, too?

I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs.

God, d-do I need to take more Adderall, Or am I taking too much Adderall?

At least, like -- I wish my dad kept bees.

now that’s a wet egg!

You left me here. We didn't know you were with us!

I-It's bleeding acid.

Morty, stop talking to your sister about jerking off.

[ Creature cawing ]

You kept it? Oh, did you want a new one?

I'm just saying for next time, maybe put more thought

I-It really shows. But um...

Um, she's -- she's sleepy.

Why were either of those an option?

No, I-I didn't, I -- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.

♪ Is just some shit we made up ♪

Where's Summer?!

Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know?