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Go away.
Something happened last night.
See you tomorrow.
I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
Arrest that man. Who's she?
Jonathan, let's talk about your future here at Illustra.
Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.
We are open.
With all due respect, Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.
-My balloon! -You're fired.
I feel like I could do anything.
You turned down the jeweler. You turned down the grain merchant.
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
You made this body so that I could come to life!
Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful.
Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.
Fired?
I'm not that hungry.
Prince and Company has the most incredible window.
Maybe with, say, mannequins.
Hello cuntboy. Time for rape. get naked immediately. No no no no no no no Please do not rape me spare myse pussy and my Black cock aaaaaaaaaand
-Shoplifting? -He saved my life!
I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.
Why don't we stick to good, old-fashioned hand tools for now.
What say, shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?
Absotively!
Hi, I'm a squid!
I'm really a sculptor.
Switcher.
Mayday, Rambo.
You're part of me now. I got you in here.
-Good night, Mr. Wert. -Nice work, children.
The SWATteam.
My father ran it until he passed away recently.
I'd do anything for Illustra...
The gods have bigger things to worry about than you.
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
I assume my Jonathan is in there.
Jonathan...
You can add kidnapping to that, too.
There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.
I gotta go, okay?
So, Richards was telling the truth.
-Rambo? -Yeah.
I didn't care for it myself.
...but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help.
You may as well hang up your jockey strap!
You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.
Something this store has never seen before.
Call the police!
...you'll be the youngest vice president ever at Prince and Company.
Reality is very disappointing
It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.
-lf I can make it up to you in any way. -Yeah! I could use a job!
That peckerhead doubled back on me. I saw his motorcycle out front.
No, I don't think so.
...bring her to window number 3.
-You demolish. -Of course. I'll remember that.
You can't come in here.
The wedding has been all arranged.
Happy birthday, love! ❤️ To my sista I shared my first laughs with!
You've had it, Switcher!
Besides, who cares what people think?
That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store.
Hi there, Jonathan. I didn't know you were in there.
B.J.! You won't believe it!
Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.
That skunk!
I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.
Excuse me.
You know....
Yeah, go get him.
Switcher.
I don't sleep much at night.
It must be you. You're so cold.