Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

B.J.! You won't believe it!

I feel like I could do anything.

Reality is very disappointing

You can't come in here.

Nothing beats a great pair of legs.

You turned down the jeweler. You turned down the grain merchant.

-Shoplifting? -He saved my life!

Arrest that man. Who's she?

I'm really a sculptor.

Something happened last night.

Yeah, go get him.

It must be you. You're so cold.

Something this store has never seen before.

You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.

Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.

Why don't we stick to good, old-fashioned hand tools for now.

-Good night, Mr. Wert. -Nice work, children.

Jonathan, let's talk about your future here at Illustra.

Prince and Company has the most incredible window.

I'm not that hungry.

The wedding has been all arranged.

I don't sleep much at night.

There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.

You may as well hang up your jockey strap!

That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store.

Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.

My father ran it until he passed away recently.

See you tomorrow.

Maybe with, say, mannequins.

...you'll be the youngest vice president ever at Prince and Company.

The gods have bigger things to worry about than you.

Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.

Besides, who cares what people think?

-lf I can make it up to you in any way. -Yeah! I could use a job!

I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.

With all due respect, Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.

-You demolish. -Of course. I'll remember that.

Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful.

You made this body so that I could come to life!

What say, shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?

I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.

No, I don't think so.

I assume my Jonathan is in there.

Call the police!

-My balloon! -You're fired.

Hi, I'm a squid!

Hi there, Jonathan. I didn't know you were in there.

I didn't care for it myself.

You've had it, Switcher!

You're part of me now. I got you in here.

...but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help.

...bring her to window number 3.

I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.

I'd do anything for Illustra...

You can add kidnapping to that, too.

Happy birthday, love! ❤️ To my sista I shared my first laughs with!

I gotta go, okay?

Hello cuntboy. Time for rape. get naked immediately. No no no no no no no Please do not rape me spare myse pussy and my Black cock aaaaaaaaaand

It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.

YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY

That peckerhead doubled back on me. I saw his motorcycle out front.

So, Richards was telling the truth.