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Switcher.
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
Mayday, Rambo.
Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
The gods have bigger things to worry about than you.
Reality is very disappointing
...you'll be the youngest vice president ever at Prince and Company.
Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.
We are open.
I'd do anything for Illustra...
I didn't care for it myself.
-Good night, Mr. Wert. -Nice work, children.
...bring her to window number 3.
With all due respect, Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.
You can add kidnapping to that, too.
...but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help.
Maybe with, say, mannequins.
Hi, I'm a squid!
That peckerhead doubled back on me. I saw his motorcycle out front.
Jonathan...
Hello cuntboy. Time for rape. get naked immediately. No no no no no no no Please do not rape me spare myse pussy and my Black cock aaaaaaaaaand
What say, shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?
I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.
My father ran it until he passed away recently.
-You demolish. -Of course. I'll remember that.
Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful.
I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.
You're part of me now. I got you in here.
Yeah, go get him.
I'm really a sculptor.
Something happened last night.
B.J.! You won't believe it!
I don't sleep much at night.
See you tomorrow.
Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.
I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
Fired?
You can't come in here.
No, I don't think so.
-Shoplifting? -He saved my life!
-Rambo? -Yeah.
Arrest that man. Who's she?
I feel like I could do anything.
Something this store has never seen before.
It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.
Excuse me.
Hi there, Jonathan. I didn't know you were in there.
I assume my Jonathan is in there.
You may as well hang up your jockey strap!
You made this body so that I could come to life!
That skunk!
There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.
Prince and Company has the most incredible window.
You know....
You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.
-My balloon! -You're fired.
I gotta go, okay?
You've had it, Switcher!
Go away.
It must be you. You're so cold.
I'm not that hungry.
Call the police!
Happy birthday, love! ❤️ To my sista I shared my first laughs with!
The wedding has been all arranged.
Why don't we stick to good, old-fashioned hand tools for now.
So, Richards was telling the truth.
That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store.
Besides, who cares what people think?
The SWATteam.
Absotively!
Jonathan, let's talk about your future here at Illustra.
Switcher.
You turned down the jeweler. You turned down the grain merchant.
-lf I can make it up to you in any way. -Yeah! I could use a job!