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Maybe with, say, mannequins.
There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.
B.J.! You won't believe it!
I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
I didn't care for it myself.
-lf I can make it up to you in any way. -Yeah! I could use a job!
You've had it, Switcher!
Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.
With all due respect, Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.
Hi there, Jonathan. I didn't know you were in there.
I'd do anything for Illustra...
I assume my Jonathan is in there.
Besides, who cares what people think?
We are open.
I gotta go, okay?
Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful.
Arrest that man. Who's she?
I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.
-Good night, Mr. Wert. -Nice work, children.
I don't sleep much at night.
...but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help.
My father ran it until he passed away recently.
Excuse me.
No, I don't think so.
Why don't we stick to good, old-fashioned hand tools for now.
-You demolish. -Of course. I'll remember that.
I'm not that hungry.
The gods have bigger things to worry about than you.
So, Richards was telling the truth.
That skunk!
Prince and Company has the most incredible window.
-My balloon! -You're fired.
You may as well hang up your jockey strap!
That peckerhead doubled back on me. I saw his motorcycle out front.
Absotively!
...you'll be the youngest vice president ever at Prince and Company.
Something this store has never seen before.
-Shoplifting? -He saved my life!
I feel like I could do anything.
Yeah, go get him.
...bring her to window number 3.
Happy birthday, love! ❤️ To my sista I shared my first laughs with!
You're part of me now. I got you in here.
What say, shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?
Jonathan...
You can't come in here.
You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.
Hello cuntboy. Time for rape. get naked immediately. No no no no no no no Please do not rape me spare myse pussy and my Black cock aaaaaaaaaand
You made this body so that I could come to life!
I'm really a sculptor.
You know....
Go away.
It must be you. You're so cold.
See you tomorrow.
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY
Reality is very disappointing
Fired?
Switcher.
Hi, I'm a squid!
Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
You turned down the jeweler. You turned down the grain merchant.
That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store.
Switcher.
The SWATteam.
Jonathan, let's talk about your future here at Illustra.
Something happened last night.
The wedding has been all arranged.
You can add kidnapping to that, too.
Call the police!
I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.
Mayday, Rambo.
Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.
It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.
-Rambo? -Yeah.