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-Mother. -All right, so he sells camel dung.
What is wrong with this picture?
What problem?
When I move up, somebody will have to take my place here.
Thank you!
-Thanks. Men's room is broken. -Of course, dear, whatever you say.
Way to go, buddy!
All artists must fall in love with their creations, but you seem so special.
Of course, you probably don't know who Greta Garbo is.
Diets are no use. It's those jelly doughnuts.
Roxie.
She's who I came for.
It was an accident.
Create honey, create!
Pardon me?
You're kidding! That's great!
-Just watch him. -Yes, sir.
This one kinda looks like her, too.
He'll be there.
Yeah! Boy, they did a good job rebuilding the balcony.
I have a reputation to uphold.
Briefly, I'd like to do something creative.
Last night might have been a one-time inspiration.
-Sure. You got it. I'm Jonathan Switcher. -Hollywood.
I tried to show the customer a little flair.
My name is Ema Hesire, but you can call me Emmy.
This poor man is having a breakdown.
Here you go.
They won't appreciate an emotional appeal.
This never happened to Armand before. Never!
Jonathan, it is my honor to inform you that starting Monday morning...
Absolutely scintillating!
Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this.
That way.
Jonathan.
You weren't so shy when you were creating me.
No, sir. That's a God-given gift.
-You son of a bitch! -All right, $60,000.
I'm fired! Pick up my paycheck and get out.
Come on, Rambo. Tonight we nail that little fart blossom.
If they come to look, they'll stay to buy.
-She's in conference-- -Thank you.
Where were you? You look like you slept in the street.
-Trimming the hedges long, Switcher? -Actually, no.
-Good morning, Mrs. T. -Good morning, Jonathan.
And proudly, I would like to be that person.
We'll follow them, and at the right moment, grab her.
Do you know I was supposed to marry?
He can put a rubber glove on his head and run naked in the store yelling:
You're riding with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle.
You say you hear voices, there's no one there.
...and make sure that lunatic never works in this town again.
-You got that? -Yes.
Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras, did they pick up...
I thought our plans were for 8:00 last night. My mistake.
Christopher Columbus? You knew him?
Mine's bigger than yours is.
...but when I work, I gotta work alone.
I caught him doing awful things to a half-naked dummy.
Look, our relationship is strictly business!
Mira bacalla màgrada amb tomate
-Not this time. -Every time.
There was 20 mannequins with tennis rackets coming out of....
Emmy...
Just keep doing what you did last night and you'll be fine.
People need that.
All right, I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.
I'll straighten them out, tout de suite. How can they think of firing you?
What happened? What did I say?