Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jonathan, it is my honor to inform you that starting Monday morning...
This never happened to Armand before. Never!
Christopher Columbus? You knew him?
Last night might have been a one-time inspiration.
What happened? What did I say?
Where were you? You look like you slept in the street.
All artists must fall in love with their creations, but you seem so special.
He can put a rubber glove on his head and run naked in the store yelling:
-You got that? -Yes.
-You son of a bitch! -All right, $60,000.
Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this.
Absolutely scintillating!
Come on, Rambo. Tonight we nail that little fart blossom.
I'll straighten them out, tout de suite. How can they think of firing you?
All right, I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.
My name is Ema Hesire, but you can call me Emmy.
Briefly, I'd like to do something creative.
I'm fired! Pick up my paycheck and get out.
That way.
And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Mine's bigger than yours is.
Way to go, buddy!
Jonathan.
-Just watch him. -Yes, sir.
You're kidding! That's great!
This poor man is having a breakdown.
Just keep doing what you did last night and you'll be fine.
-Trimming the hedges long, Switcher? -Actually, no.
Create honey, create!
He'll be there.
Roxie.
There was 20 mannequins with tennis rackets coming out of....
Thank you!
What is wrong with this picture?
...and make sure that lunatic never works in this town again.
-Mother. -All right, so he sells camel dung.
I caught him doing awful things to a half-naked dummy.
...but when I work, I gotta work alone.
You weren't so shy when you were creating me.
You say you hear voices, there's no one there.
I tried to show the customer a little flair.
Here you go.
You're riding with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle.
If they come to look, they'll stay to buy.
Of course, you probably don't know who Greta Garbo is.
I thought our plans were for 8:00 last night. My mistake.
They won't appreciate an emotional appeal.
-Good morning, Mrs. T. -Good morning, Jonathan.
-She's in conference-- -Thank you.
We'll follow them, and at the right moment, grab her.
Yeah! Boy, they did a good job rebuilding the balcony.
Pardon me?
-Thanks. Men's room is broken. -Of course, dear, whatever you say.
Emmy...
She's who I came for.
-Not this time. -Every time.
It was an accident.
Mira bacalla màgrada amb tomate
When I move up, somebody will have to take my place here.
This one kinda looks like her, too.
Diets are no use. It's those jelly doughnuts.
-Sure. You got it. I'm Jonathan Switcher. -Hollywood.
Do you know I was supposed to marry?
People need that.
Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras, did they pick up...
No, sir. That's a God-given gift.
What problem?
I have a reputation to uphold.
Look, our relationship is strictly business!