Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You didn't happen to run into Michelangelo?
You ever have hallucinations?
What are you thinking about?
-What's with me? -Didn't I tell you?
Eat a dick
-Harris, would you bring Mr. Switcher in? -What? No, wait.
Does this feel like a hallucination? Come on, let's go have some fun.
Good morning, starshine.
You still don't believe I'm real, do you?
One giant balloon, coming up.
Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalk?
I think Mrs. Timkin is right. I move we postpone the sale for six weeks.
-That's not exactly fair, is it? -Talk to them.
I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?
You lost your job again?
We got him!
It's all you.
It's you.
Biscuit-brain, what the hell do you think you're doing?
I got it! Don't panic! It's just a little one!
...your favorite, she is gone.
Hollywood, you're a genius!
This is America. You do not set the pace by redecorating.
Take it easy, okay? Just go home and get yourself some rest. You'll be fine.
They're gonna be begging to sell this place within a month.
What arrogance!
His Jag's in the shop. Hi.
That's it! You're fired!
I would be happy and proud to lead this mission, sir!
sick sick
Rambo! This way! This means a court-martial!
-Get going. -Right.
Can't talk now. Pick you up at 8:00.
I'm a window dresser here. We're going to have fun.
Okay, boy.
I can't imagine you're appealing to anybody.
...into that dark night alone.
Want a giraffe for the birthday boy? A monkey?
Nobody hired me, Jonathan. You know who I am.
Bet
Hello?
I'm sorry.
This is a joke, right?
You are!
-No, I was rehearsing a play. -I always find it best not to explain.
...at Prince and Company.
-I'll be 4,501 next April. -I'll bake a cake.
You're fired! Get your paycheck and get out of here!
...lunchtime.
What if he's telling the truth?
You can't go in. He's got company, if you know what I mean.
He was involved with some guy named David.
I could turn out three or four a month.
I'll be waiting in the window.
Excuse me.
-She's the dummy! -Please, don't use force.
Jonathan, you're not seriously turning me down?
There must be some arrangement we can make?
I only saw what I needed to see.
-Thank you. -What is it?
All opposed?
You mean they got them in Ohio?
I wonder if you could do it yourself, with a vacuum cleaner or something.
It's my responsibility to secure the perimeter here...
No! You don't understand. She--
Creative freedom, practically my own boss, maybe some World Series tickets.
Now, how is the best way to do that?
Good.
No, this is how I get my inspiration. I create.
Screw your dog!
Great. I want you to meet somebody. This is Emmy.
Cram it, clown!
-Monday, we'll work together. -You're not listening.
Cheers.
How'd you do that?
I can tell by looking at you, you're not the artistic type.
-What's up? -I need your creative muse.
What would you say if I told you, you get more beautiful every day?